After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No hablo Ingles."

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👤︎ u/StrawHatHS
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Do you know how many mexicans is take to change a lightbulb ?

Juan

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Baby Carrots

Was at ingles checking out. The cashier said, "these are big baby carrots", without missing a beat I said,"it's because they are toddler carrots.

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👤︎ u/LePlague
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