How much space was freed in the EU after brexit?

About 1GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elenicx
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2022
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The first dog in space died of stress.

Was that because of all the vacuums up there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marciucclaudiu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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What did the first man on the moon do when he left his boot in outer space!

He Apollogized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheStarryWolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2022
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How do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radijat0r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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how do you arrange a vacation in space?

you planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiebear716
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2022
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Back in college, I skipped a lecture about substances that have mass and take up space by having volume.

I didn't think it would matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbuZela
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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What do you call a cow with a halo floating in space?

Holly cow thats out of this world.

(Idk if this has been posted yet so-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenThestral
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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How does NASA conduct it's missions in space?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPotaterhed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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Recently a wine aged in space was put up for sale

I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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what do you and space have in common?

You're both filled with gas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingercubunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2022
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I just bought a pen that can write in space!

It can write a bunch of other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2022
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Marvin the Martian destroys the NBA stars single handedly in the newest SpaceJam movie

It’s a Martian-Scores-Easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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How do you hold a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proud-Lead2404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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did you hear about the restaurant in space?

Great food no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenRayYT5788
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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In space you don't get hemorrhoids...

You get assteroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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What sound does a turkey make in space?

Hubble, Hubble, Hubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnc_mikejayray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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This woman walked up to me in a bar. She said, "You know what I want? I want a man that can make jokes about space!"

I said, "You'll meteorite man some day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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Only apple or Linux operating systems can be used in space.

It's not safe to open windows in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaunjord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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How would you define a murder in space

A murder wtihout judgment nor gravity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totoques22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2021
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Plant it during the cool days of spring or fall. Space the plants 18 to 24 inches apart in an area that gets plenty of sunlight and has rich, well-drained soil with a pH of 6.5 to 7.0

Sage advice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frupp110
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2021
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How do you get rid of dirt in space?

With a vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balxy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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What do you call the first potato in space?

Spudnik

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acememer98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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What's the best way to get rid of all the debris after a Russian missile blew up a satellite in space?

A vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bichaelf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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What do you call a wombat in space?

A MARSupial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonghumper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2021
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Just saw a horrifying news story that an astronaut lost control on a spacewalk and is drifting in space.

NASA told him to be calm and he replied, "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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So 2 astronauts are in space and 1 asks

Isthereanywhereicangetabeerouthere and then the other replies with Notheresnospacebar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balorclub35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you do in Roswell if you see a space, man?

You park in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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I divided my parking space into sixteenths before pulling in...

I was charged with parking infractions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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There's a special spaceship that neuters female dogs in space

The Spay Shuttle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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Why do astronauts never get depressed, even if they stay in outer space for months?

There's nothing there to bring them down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call an almond in a space suit?

An Astronut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunescapeCoin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What do you call a shaking space ship with the Rock in it? A Rock-it

Don't cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leet_As_Sin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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How do you organise a party in space?

Planet. And when the guests arrive, rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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In space, nobody can hear you groan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoconnor69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call JK Rowling in space?

Astro-Terf

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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What do time and space have in common with family?

It's all relative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravikiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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How do you have kids in space?

SpaceX

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What would you call a civilian in space?

An astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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How do you host a party in space?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rottingpotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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How do you throw a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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How do you organize a party in space?

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorddoodleflaps84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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How do you have a party in space?

You plan-et

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USEROUS05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___statik
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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How do you organise a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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How do you have a party in space?

Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadersWrathh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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How do you have a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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