How much space was freed in the EU after brexit?
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The first dog in space died of stress.
Was that because of all the vacuums up there?
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︎ Apr 20 2022
What did the first man on the moon do when he left his boot in outer space!
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︎ Mar 18 2022
How do you call a cashew in space?
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︎ Apr 21 2022
how do you arrange a vacation in space?
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︎ May 13 2022
Back in college, I skipped a lecture about substances that have mass and take up space by having volume.
I didn't think it would matter.
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︎ Apr 20 2022
What do you call a cow with a halo floating in space?
Holly cow thats out of this world.
(Idk if this has been posted yet so-)
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︎ Apr 10 2022
How does NASA conduct it's missions in space?
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︎ Apr 10 2022
Recently a wine aged in space was put up for sale
I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.
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︎ Dec 09 2021
what do you and space have in common?
You're both filled with gas!
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︎ Apr 08 2022
I just bought a pen that can write in space!
It can write a bunch of other words too
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︎ Mar 25 2022
Marvin the Martian destroys the NBA stars single handedly in the newest SpaceJam movie
Itβs a Martian-Scores-Easy film
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︎ Feb 12 2022
How do you hold a party in space?
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︎ Dec 30 2021
did you hear about the restaurant in space?
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︎ Sep 27 2021
In space you don't get hemorrhoids...
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︎ Jan 19 2022
What sound does a turkey make in space?
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︎ Jan 15 2022
This woman walked up to me in a bar. She said, "You know what I want? I want a man that can make jokes about space!"
I said, "You'll meteorite man some day."
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︎ Sep 29 2021
Only apple or Linux operating systems can be used in space.
It's not safe to open windows in space.
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︎ Dec 30 2021
How would you define a murder in space
A murder wtihout judgment nor gravity
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︎ Nov 22 2021
Plant it during the cool days of spring or fall. Space the plants 18 to 24 inches apart in an area that gets plenty of sunlight and has rich, well-drained soil with a pH of 6.5 to 7.0
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︎ Nov 13 2021
How do you get rid of dirt in space?
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︎ Dec 02 2021
What do you call the first potato in space?
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︎ Nov 29 2021
What's the best way to get rid of all the debris after a Russian missile blew up a satellite in space?
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︎ Nov 17 2021
What do you call a wombat in space?
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︎ Nov 08 2021
Just saw a horrifying news story that an astronaut lost control on a spacewalk and is drifting in space.
NASA told him to be calm and he replied, "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"
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︎ Aug 03 2021
So 2 astronauts are in space and 1 asks
Isthereanywhereicangetabeerouthere and then the other replies with Notheresnospacebar
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︎ Jul 05 2021
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you do in Roswell if you see a space, man?
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︎ Sep 08 2021
I divided my parking space into sixteenths before pulling in...
I was charged with parking infractions.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
There's a special spaceship that neuters female dogs in space
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︎ Aug 29 2021
Why do astronauts never get depressed, even if they stay in outer space for months?
There's nothing there to bring them down
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What do you call an almond in a space suit?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What do you call a shaking space ship with the Rock in it? A Rock-it
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︎ Jun 30 2021
How do you organise a party in space?
Planet.
And when the guests arrive, rocket.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
In space, nobody can hear you groan
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call JK Rowling in space?
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What do time and space have in common with family?
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︎ Jun 07 2021
How do you have kids in space?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What would you call a civilian in space?
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︎ Jul 04 2021
How do you host a party in space?
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︎ Dec 09 2021
How do you throw a party in space
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︎ Aug 15 2021
How do you organize a party in space?
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︎ Sep 15 2021
How do you have a party in space?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
How do you throw a party in space?
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︎ May 05 2021
How do you organise a party in space
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︎ May 11 2021
How do you have a party in space?
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︎ Aug 01 2021
How do you have a party in Space??
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︎ Aug 30 2020
How do you have a party in space
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︎ Feb 24 2021
How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
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