A list of puns related to "The Olympics"
It was a good aluminum foil
He was running a little behind.
(I believe this to be original; but I wasn't willing to risk searching for the key terms required to determine if someone else came up with it... apologies if I'm repeating a long ago joke)
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
In the snow.
That there was Russian medaling.
She asked about the girl on screen getting ready for her routine: "Is she Russian?"
To which I replied : "No she's taking her time"
The eye roll was fantastic.
I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
He took Polarorids
His professor asked him to discus it.
It’ll be known as the Qatari 2600
But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.
~credit to Steve, a real person.
Discus
I guess they just didn't make the cut.
It fell over on the final curdle.
Hitler only wanted one race in Berlin
They really bend over backwards for their country.
a 100 meter dash.
Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.
Call it Curl Runnings
I thought it was just revaulting
It's a great way to showcase people with dis abilities.
He was the champignon of his people.
Credit to my annoying boyfriend.
They could just buy a ticket
The prelims.
(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)
Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?
Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.
Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...
...no rushin’
Dejected, his girlfriend says, "maybe you can take one for the team and try coming second for once."
Talk about hashtags!
Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
Vonn Voyage!!
While watching the ice skating competition...
"I hope these judges take their time."
"Why?"
"There's no need to be Russian to make a decision."
Sometimes you win, sometimes you luge.
Me:I've participated in the breast stroke.
Wife:And I've won almost every time!
That's where I was headed but she beat me to it.
Stepmum: Wow this is the most exciting event we've had all year!
Me: No it's not, you're just being velodromatic!
My housemate: Do they have brakes?
Me: No, because then somebody would have to remember whereabouts on the track all the cyclists were while they got a bottle of water and a snack.
My housemate: ugh.
So many obstacles to overcome just to have gotten where they've gotten. It's a slippery slope but they always seem to manage their way back up to the top. Seasoned professionals!
"They must have to scour the world to find three pairs of people called Judge A, Judge B and Judge C."
I groaned. The other two blokes in the room laughed.
The other two are also dads.
I'd dominate at the 100m curdles.
They're race-ist
We were watching the parade of the countries.
Dad: "What comes after Guam?"
Me: "Guatemala I think"
Dad: "No, Two"
They weren't Putin in enough practice time.
" Did you know that Chiropractor is the most prevalent profession in Ukraine?"
"Hmm, I had no idea"
"Yeah, it's 'cause when you live there you crane your neck a lot"
eye roll
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