We really need to work on gender equality in the post office's in this country
All of the ones I've been to seem to be mail dominated
Person: Please stop putting African Countries in puns its really annoying!
What European country do people get sick in?
It’s frustrating that some countries are only allowing travellers with certain vaccines despite these vaccines being green lit in their home countries. If only there was a worldwide health organization to regulate a global standard…
WHO could take care of this?
Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat? Point at a stack of hay bales…
what country is Prague located in again?
What's the richest country in the world?
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
As one of the biggest fruit farmers in the country, I owe all of my success to my dear dad. I grew up as a kid who was scared of everything, and my dad always told me to
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
Whats the largest country in the world?
Ireland cause its always Dublin
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
Cats in Communist countries are forced to eat the same thing every day and it affects their health!
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
They should count all the people in this country that make $40k a year or less
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What is the most indifferent country in world history?
In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?
Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.
Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.
Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...
It's an unfortunate state of affairs.
What do they call IHOP in communist countries?
What's the angriest country in the world?
My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries
That will help to avert many grave mistakes
If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac
We’d have a pink car-nation!
As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?
That’s when I draw the line.
Snow isn’t a problem in Muslim countries...
Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.
Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.
Dogs have different barks in different countries
The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.
A radioactive leak in China has thrown the country's widlife into chaos
Apparently it's absolute panda-monium
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.
Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country
Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
If I grow peppers from other countries in my back yard
Is it horticultural appropriation?
In what country do they wake all the dads early on Father’s Day?
My date asked, "Do you have family in another country?"
"Yes," I replied, "unless they're in the ocean."
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
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