We really need to work on gender equality in the post office's in this country

All of the ones I've been to seem to be mail dominated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonesFromTheBlock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Person: Please stop putting African Countries in puns its really annoying!

Me: Kenya be less harsh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAnAverageBrit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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What European country do people get sick in?

Germ-any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhsorrybro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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It’s frustrating that some countries are only allowing travellers with certain vaccines despite these vaccines being green lit in their home countries. If only there was a worldwide health organization to regulate a global standard…

WHO could take care of this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat? Point at a stack of hay bales…

β€œHey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorCalNavyMike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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what country is Prague located in again?

Hold on let me Czech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What's the richest country in the world?

Germoney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrwunwun
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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What is the slipperiest country in the world ?

Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobody492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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As one of the biggest fruit farmers in the country, I owe all of my success to my dear dad. I grew up as a kid who was scared of everything, and my dad always told me to

grow a pear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?

Rebar McEntire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a β€˜Get Well Soon!’ card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.

You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.

Only one was like "Yemen"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?

Studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.

Except Togo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Whats the largest country in the world?

Ireland cause its always Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electronic_docter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmazinBacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Cats in Communist countries are forced to eat the same thing every day and it affects their health!

Now they all have Mousey Tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomoz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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They should count all the people in this country that make $40k a year or less

Seems like common census

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.

Because they have immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What is the most indifferent country in world history?

The So-be-it Union

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?

In Kuwait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanehussain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.

Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananarang1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1ST3RT0RGU3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...

It's an unfortunate state of affairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIGA255
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do they call IHOP in communist countries?

Wehop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackoutRetro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What's the angriest country in the world?

Madagascar!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My daughter said she can spell every country in Africa.

oh Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries

That will help to avert many grave mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAVY-Inquisition
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?

That’s when I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Snow isn’t a problem in Muslim countries...

... but ISIS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wedgewizard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.

Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Dogs have different barks in different countries

The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartaPieH
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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A radioactive leak in China has thrown the country's widlife into chaos

Apparently it's absolute panda-monium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soody765
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country

Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iniquitor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.

It was a taxing day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziWookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?

None, just some tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oleolesp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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If I grow peppers from other countries in my back yard

Is it horticultural appropriation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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In what country do they wake all the dads early on Father’s Day?

Papa No Grinny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My date asked, "Do you have family in another country?"

"Yes," I replied, "unless they're in the ocean."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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So I travel around my country at the weekend taking photo graphs last week I was in London it was amazing I could almost say it was a...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down

He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.

β€œSure,” said the farmer, β€œmy wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”

Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.

The farmer called after him,β€œDidn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”

β€œI heard you,” said the salesman, β€œbut I think I’m in the wrong joke.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.

He’s an International Arms Dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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