What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.

Darth Ritis.

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As an EMT you don't see a lot of open spinal fractures...

...But you always C-spine on longboard accidents.

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EMT teacher got us with this one

We were reviewing different forms of traumatic injuries in my EMT class such as traffic collisions, gun shot wounds, and resulting effects and treatments for the injuries when my teacher pulls this one on us:

Teacher: "So what would come after falls then?"

Student: "Spinal immobilization?"

Teacher: "Winters."

Edit: some words

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Brother beat me to it

First off - I'm not a dad, just known for making the dad jokes.

So anyways, my grandpa had a stroke this morning. I went to visit him earlier today. He's 90, a WW2 Vet, cool guy. Becuase of his stroke, his entire left side is immobile as of right now.

When I got home, and told my family how he was doing, my little brother piped up: "So he's all right now?"

I facepalmed right after he said that. I should have seen it coming and said it first.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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