My newborn twin are patriots

Ameri and Erica.

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Build-A-Dad.

Walking in the mall with my girlfriend, about to pass a Build-A-Bear. They have a promotion for Captain America clothes with your bear.

> Me: I feel like they missed out on an opportunity here. They should have called that the Captain Abearica.

> Girlfriend: God damnit.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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