A list of puns related to "I1"
My mom and dad got me a nice pea coat for Christmas.
Me: "wow thanks! This is nice"
Dad: "pea coat, you wouldn't believe the shit coat I got!"
[collective moans]
On her third turn she says "I1".
I hate how she cheats.
My brother asked for weight plates for Christmas and when he opened up the box there was only one plate instead of the set of two. He made a comment to me saying that there was only one but we just joked amongst ourselves. About halfway through our gift unwrapping, my dad brings out the second weight plate from another room and thinks it is the funniest thing ever.
Like a brazilllion.
"Damn."
Thanks, dad. Merry Christmas to you too.
Source - Pic Abridged version:
A man who dubbed himself Britain's biggest idiot after losing his wife after tattooing a comedy penis on his own leg is hoping to win back her heart by having it lasered off.
Hapless Stuart, 34, of Southsea, Hants, inked the six-and-a-half inch member on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.
"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.
"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."
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