I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I love eye jokes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mRmyster76
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.

They make a prickly pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kadunk25
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I once fell in love with a melon farmer’s daughter. But when I asked if she wanted to run away and get married in secret, she turned me down.

She told me she cantaloupe.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I love my mushroom!

He's a real fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u-u-u_u_u
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I love onions,

They always seem to bring a tear to my eye!

(Sorry if this has been done before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bangtan_Pikachu
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products

Something about rule 7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I would love to become a horticulturist...

...But I couldn’t get into the field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAZthebeast11
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I would love to get paid to sleep.

It would be a dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My dad didn't love me as a child, but I don't blame him.

I wasn't born until he was an adult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I love a good build up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepinonthenet13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I love salt jokes...

They’re just sodium funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold_Adhesive
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTS_jduartemiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I love working with spreadsheets.

It's something I really Excel at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I love lilo and stitch and puns so I made this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchingfire3HG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwontheworld
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I used to love mazes

But after entering this last one, I'm not so sure where I stand anymore.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I used to love fishing with my son.

Oh well !! I have to find something else to use as bait now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I love my furniture...

Me and my recliner go way back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I love the phrase "Bear with me."

It could mean "please be patient" or the "heist at the zoo" was successful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...

there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SammDogg619
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I love jokes about sheep dogs..

I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/localgregory
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.

He is Polly-Amorous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkylanePilot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Last night I had a dream I was making love to a muffler.

When I woke up I was so exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burt_Burglar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Initially, I despised sheltering in place, but now I love it!

I think it’s Stuck-home Syndrome

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I love marsupial puns.

They're koala-ty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I’d love to start a cheese business

But I lac-tose funds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleepoBlues
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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There's this one saying that I love.

Care for the people and they'll take care of you. Don't care for the people and they'll take care of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I once made love to a girl in an apple orchard...

I came in cider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I love archery but it has one problem.

There are too many drawbacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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All my hispanic friends love it when I say β€œmucho.”

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_McGuilicuty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.

Now he's a full rack developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nech1492
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I love signing documents

I guess you could say it’s my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgg419
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I fell in love with my neighbor across the street.

It didn't work out. It was a lawn distance relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homepreplive
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, β€œWill you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...

β€œI do!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I fell in love with a cardiologist

She knows what my heart needs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I love this one 😹
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsΖͺ(˘⌣˘)Κƒβ”Œ(β˜…ο½β˜†)β”˜
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AromaticAd9528
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I love brake fluid.

Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadhik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Water....I love water....

Water's brilliant.

Water's fantastic.

Can't get enough water. Water's smashing...

....sorry I'm gushing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I just love when food is packed with more food

That stuff is great

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BedHeadBread
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I really love watching The Bachelor.

I’m just worried he’s gonna call the cops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I used to love going to the post office

but the Postmaster General has really taken DeJoy out of the mail.οΏΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Ah I love a good self-defecating joke

I shit myself every time I tell one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZackAshM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I love eye jokes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-Beefcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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