I Know What You Want Puns

A list of puns related to "I Know What You Want"

Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?

Never mind it’s a sea-crate....

(I made this up please don’t murder me)

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👤︎ u/DubsAli
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?

The Invisible Man.

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👤︎ u/open-up-the-door
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Kid: “Can you make breakfast?” Dad: “What do you want?” Kid: “I don’t know.”

Dad: “I can make ‘I don’t know.’ I don’t know how to make it though.”

(From this morning. Kid is still scowling at me for this one.)

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👤︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Zachary: Dad, what do you want for breakfast? Dad: Zack, I think you know. Zachary: Eggs?

EggsZachary!

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👤︎ u/MrBooks72
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Do you want to know what I think of mute people?

It goes without saying.

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👤︎ u/moladan123
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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I called my wife on the way to work, I said when I get home, I want you to do something freaky to me. You know what she said?

Who is this?

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👤︎ u/jnnx3
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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