Right Where I Belong Puns

I was cleaning up the kitchen some when I noticed an errant electrical cord. I picked it up and realized it belonged to the deep fryer.

 

I picked up the cord and said, "Now where is the fryer?" To which my Daughter replied without missing a beat, "In the monastery."

 

I walked right into that one.

I told my brother about a joke that goes like this

"If you cut your left hand, your right hand will be left"

He responded with:

"If you cut your right hand, your left hand will be right... right where it belongs"