Why are skeletons so lonely?

They ain’t got nobody :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My brother asked me to cater his wedding. He wants over 200 servings of roasted lamb chops.

Ain't nobody got thyme for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riffdex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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Dadjoked my sister today...

I did the laundry unasked today, but I left my sister's socks and underwear for them to do (ain't nobody got time to match all their colorful socks.) When they came home, she asked me why I didn't do her underwear. I said, "Well, I would've done them wrong and then your panties would all be in a bunch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brofession
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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