Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Sea son's greetings.
I ponted at him and shouted "he can't be here, he's a miner!" My friend acctually covered his face in shame.
So we were at the mint and I was asked 'do we need to pay for parking here?'
I said: don't they make enough money here?
You are the only people who really know me inside out.
Dad: "I've never seen him before" (Referring to the new guy delivering our mail)
Me: "Do you think he's an imPOSTer?"
Is due to inflation
So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.
So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."
She almost threw me out of the car.
http://imgur.com/BXk0RPb
Me: Hey guys, how does a Pirate climb a rope?
Them: (Silence and Odd stares)
Me: With his Aaarghms.
From a convo between me and my gf on Gchat:
Me: did you bring a lunch with you?
gf: I brought a secret lunch. Today it is crackers and a clementine
Me: spy apples?
gf: HA. I take off the wrappers and peel at home and snack stealthily.
Me: so you have a sneack?
gf: precisely
Me: or a clandestintine?
gf: WOW
>Did you guys know that that's a very famous cemetary?
>Do you know why? Because people are just dying to get in!
People get so annoyed by the end of the trip.
