(source: wikipedia)
- Acadia - Ave Maris Stella (Star of the Sea, We Hail Thee)
- Afghanistan - Mili Thirana
- Åland - Ålänningens sång (The Ålander's Song)
- African Union - African Union Anthem
- Alaskan Republic - The Star-Spangled Banner
- Albania - Hymni i Flamurit (Hymn to the Flag)
- Algeria - Kassaman (We Pledge)
- American Samoa - Amerika Samoa
- Andalusia - Himno Nacional de Andalucía, (Andalusian National Anthem)
- Andorra - El Gran Carlemany (The Great Charlemagne)
- Angola - Angola Avante (Forward Angola)
- Antigua and Barbuda - Fair Antigua, We Salute Thee
- Argentina - Himno Nacional Argentino (Argentine National Anthem)
- Armenia - Mer Hayrenik (Our Fatherland)
- Aruba - Aruba Dushi Tera (Aruba Precious Country)
- Australia - Advance Australia Fair
- Austria - Land der Berge, Land am Strome (Land of Mountains, Land on the River)
- Azerbaijan - National Anthem of the Republic of Azerbaijan
- The Bahamas - March On, Bahamaland
- Bahrain - Bahrainona (Our Bahrain)
- Bangladesh - Amar Sonar Bangla (My Golden Bengal)
- Barbados - In Plenty and In Time of Need
- Basque Country - Eusko Abendaren Ereserkia (Anthem of the Basque Homeland)
- Bavaria - Bayernhymne (Gott mit Dir Du Land der Bayern) (Hymn of Bavaria / God be with you, land of Bavarians)
- [Belarus](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be
also ill be using the irl names for them
Edit: commenters pointed out Burgundy, Samara, Saudi Arabia, Australia, Zlaoust, Yurga and Italy are wrong so i changed them oops!!!!!!!
Edit 2: Free Aviators and Nowa Polska
Edit 3: Nowa Polska round 2 added Chita and Vyatka and changed England
Organization of Free Nations:
United States of America: "The Star Spangled Banner"
Canada: "The Maple Leaf Forever"
Australia: "Advance Australia Fair" or "The Song of Australia"
New Zealand: "God Defend New Zealand/Aotearoa"
Belize: "Land of the Free"
Guyana: "Dear Land of Guyana, of Rivers and Plains"
West Indies Federation: "A Song for Federation"
Iceland: "Lofsöngur"/"The Star Spangled Banner"
Triumvirate:
Kingdom of Italy, Italian East Africa, Governorate of the Levant, Italian Algeria: "Marcia Reale d'Ordinanza" + "Giovinezza"
Iberian Union, Iberian Algeria: "Marcha Granadera"+"A Portuguesa"
Turkey: "İstiklal Marşı"
Greece: "Ímnos is tin Eleftherían"
Croatia: "Lijepaja naša domovino"
Iraq: "Mawtini (1958-1965,2003-2004 version)"
Yemen: "Royal Salute"Egypt: "Salam Affandina"
Einheitspakt:
Greater German Reich, Bohemia and Moravia, General Government, Reichskommisariat (all of them), Cornwall: "Horst Wessel Lied" + "Das Lied der Deutschen"
Ireland, Northern Counties Special Zone: "Amhrán na bhFiaan"
Bulgaria: "Shumi Maritsa"
Burgundy: "Horst Wessel Lied" + "Das Lied der Deutschen" + "SS Marschiert in Feindesland"
England: "Jerusalem"
Vichy France: "La Marseillaise" + "Maréchal, nous voilà"
Brittany: "Bro Gozh ma Zadoù"
Denmark: "Der er et yndigt land" + "Kong Christian stod ved højen mast"
Slovakia: "Hej, Slováci"
Serbia: "Oj Srbijo, mila mati"
Observer States:
Iran: "Sorude Šâhanšâhiye Irân"
Sweden: "Du gamla, du fria"
Finland: "Maamme/Vårt land"
Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere:
Empire of Japan, North Borneo, Guangdong: "Kimigayo"
Thailand: "Phleng Chat Thai"
China, Chinese warlords in the sphere: "Song to the Auspicious Cloud"
Mengjiang: "Kombu"?????
Manchukuo: "National Anthem of Manchukuo (1942-1945 version)
Vietnam: "Đăng đàn cung" + "Việt Nam minh châu trời Đông"
Kampuchea: "Nokor Reach"
Laos: "Pheng Xat Lao (1941-1975 version)"
Burma: "Kaba Ma Kyei"
Syonan: "Negaraku"
Indonesia: "Indonesia Raya"
Philippines: "Diwa ng Bayan" + "Awit sa Paglikha ng Bagong Pilipinas"
Azad Hind + Bhutan: "Subh Sukh Chain"
Russia and Central Asia:
go to [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcXx3rMpDfN1_BPUB
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
