Hurrah! Puns

Hurrah! For my 50th birthday...

... I got a really swell prostate

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👤︎ u/strawberriesicebox

📅︎ Mar 19 2017

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What song do you sing when you step on ants?

Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant

(Tune of Pink panther theme)

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Apr 10 2021

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Hehehe

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👤︎ u/thewhiz3

📅︎ Aug 07 2018

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