A list of puns related to "House party"
Omelette!!!
The worst fruit allergy I've ever seen.
but now, I'm homeless.
The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, “Why so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, “Oh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”
PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)
When I arrived, his house was on fire. Damn, the party must be lit.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Eskimos.
If they have a house warming party their house will melt.
Address.
...but he really knew how to make an entrance.
He was pissing off the front porch
We're about to get churnt up!
Dad: (Moving to block the thermostat) a what now?
It was a party mostly with parents and their children.
A kid (about 5 years old) stubbed his toe and started crying.
One of the dads said, “Oh, you stubbed your toe? Want to to call the toe truck?”
I know it’s not fresh, but I laughed my ass off and was slightly bitter that I didn’t think of it.
There wasn't much-room
Things got pretty tidy.
I guess you could say the party was jam-packed.
They can't stop cheating at charades.
My friend was having a house party with about 15-20 of our group of friends. The music was pumping everyone was drunk , hyper and we were all in her living room having a great time. On top of the fireplace was this little elephant ornament.
So I gathered everyone around, turned the music off and made a big deal of making it seem like I had something really important to say. I completely killed the mood but all in the name of a good joke, amiright? I say, with as straight a face as I can manage, "Listen, I know we're all friends here but I think its time we all talk about the elephant in the room... It's right over there on the fireplace".
Cue groans and a few laughs. Mostly groans though... So worth it.
It was full of Ba'ath rooms!
Now I’m homeless.
Now, I'm homeless.
The Door guy showed up late. He always likes to make an entrance
Adress.
Cuz there wasn't much room.
Address
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