I used to breed 3-legged horses

I kept them in the unstable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyOnABison
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Why wasn’t the horse interested in breeding in the barn?

He was more hoping for a stable relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I’m going to stop working and start breeding horses.

It’s a stable business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnIsAnAsshole
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A man was downsized from his job for the third time in 2 years so he decided to take up horse breeding.

He heard it was a stable job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batj00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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A man decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse, and goes to a local breeder

Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.

"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."

"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."

The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."

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A man goes into a pet store to buy a puppy to keep his horses company in their stable.

"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."

The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."

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I got my buddy to groan last night

Me: What breed of horse is always your friend?

Him: I don't know which one?

Me: a PAL-omino

Groans and wishing death upon me were stated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therewillbeblood2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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I'm not sure if my dad coined this joke but...

My dad keeps a Kentucky State quarter in his pocket at all times. He will pull it out of his pocket and hand it to somebody. When they look at it, he will ask if they know what kind of horse is pictured. Once they respond with whatever breed they think it may be, he responds with "No, it's a quarter horse of course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squallstormviii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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