A list of puns related to "Hoagie Haven"
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Iβve been a huge Hoagie Haven guy for almost 10 years now and recently moved away from NJ. Iβve been trying to recreate their signature Sanchez Sauce for a while now and I just canβt seem to get it right.
The quick and simple recipe that has gotten me the closest has been:
4 Parts Mayo, 1 Part Liquid Butter, 1 Part Hot Sauce, 1 Part Yellow Mustard, 1 Part Honey,
If anyone has any insight on the matter, or even just tips and tricks, I am MORE than happy to hear them out. Thanks!
Does anyone have a itemized list of the top sandwiches in the state as ranked on NJ.com? Trying to try some that are close by.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
To all my South Eastern Pennsylvania people, i am wondering if you make your own cheese steaks and where do you source your rolls and meat locally?
I was gifted a black stone griddle this morning and I am inspired AF to get some cheese steaks going for me and the wifey ASAP!
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
Hey y'all shoutout u/inochimaru for such a wonderful and extensive list of great food spots at Rutgers. I've feeling really combative lately and thought why not spread some hate for some places that I think make absolutely mid food!
Dislcaimer: The best way to figure out whether my list is facts is if you try these places. Support your small businesses during COVID-19!
RU Hungry: The absolute KING of overrated cuisine. It's been on TV, but half the pizzerias on Easton make cheaper, fresher, and tastier fat sandwiches. Neubies used to be my go to but they permanently closed :(. Instead, I recommend Gio's! Also if you have a car, go to Hoagie Haven in Princeton for an "Ivy League Fat Sandwich" that you can even enjoy sober!
Krispy Pizza: What does everyone see in this place? The pizza is flavorless and tastes like cardboard, I'd rather eat at a chain like Domino's. I urge y'all to take the time to walk to easton and go to Daniel's for some absolutely elite Margherita or Vodka slices. PJ's is decent too, and Gio's is an absolute unit when you're trashed on a Saturday night.
Tacoria: I'm sorry sororities, but this ain't it chief. Their tacos are instagrammable but their quality of ingredients is meh at best and it's super overpriced for what you're getting (slightly better Chipotle). I'd rather get a $5 box from taco bell, and I highly recommend literally any of the authentic Mexican places around New Brunswick. If you got a car, absolutely take the time to do the 20 minute drive to Taqueria Maria in Monroe.
Surreal Creamery: Why the fuck do I have to pay $8 for stale cereal and flavorless ice cream that makes me look like the cookie monster? I will admit that their bubble tea is decent (Although Gong Cha is considerably better) and that the ice cream looks really pretty, but please go to Thomas Sweets for some really diabetes, artery clogging dessert (their fudge is underrated).
Mamouns: Someone called Halal Guys "basic bitch halal", and that made me spiral into an uncontrollable rage during my 3 hour long 8:40am class on a Wednesday. Tbh Halal Guys has annoyed the shit out of me with their constant price raises but at the same time it's still leagues better (and still cheaper) than Mamouns. Mamouns is the real basic bitch halal with flavorless meat, stale pita, and an absolutely garbage hot sauce. If you want something a bit more authentic, I recommend Efes or Evelyn's on Easton.
Dashen: Sorry guys, I love how homemade it t
... keep reading on reddit β‘And then you will all be sorry.
No it doesn't.
Now itβs syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
I will find you. You have my Word.
βthank you for your cervix.β
...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
A taxi
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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