I Pity Those Who Will Never Enjoy the Glory of Hoagie Haven!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreppyFinanceNerd
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<Hoagie Haven Heroes> is Recruiting

<Hoagie Haven Heroes> is recruiting most classes and specs especially Fury Warriors and Resto Shamans. For more info about each raid team and their goals, interests, raid times and all other info on a raid by raid basis please join our recruitment discord linked below. When you join go to the #role-request channel and select your class. https://discord.gg/kfc5TMe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mission-Roll
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Hoagie Haven. The Ultimate Munchie Quencher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreppyFinanceNerd
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Exactly. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve pranced around in a metal dress and had a meat hoagie balls-deep in your ear canal. reddit.com/r/interestinga…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badasswalrus2
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Anybody know the recipe for Hoagie Haven’s Sanchez Sauce ?

I’ve been a huge Hoagie Haven guy for almost 10 years now and recently moved away from NJ. I’ve been trying to recreate their signature Sanchez Sauce for a while now and I just can’t seem to get it right.

The quick and simple recipe that has gotten me the closest has been:

4 Parts Mayo, 1 Part Liquid Butter, 1 Part Hot Sauce, 1 Part Yellow Mustard, 1 Part Honey,

If anyone has any insight on the matter, or even just tips and tricks, I am MORE than happy to hear them out. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asherhbaron
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Chicago’s First Taylor Gourmet, a Hoagie/Cheesesteak Haven, Opens Today chicago.eater.com/2018/1/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/INTPLibrarian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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There are now two Hoagie Havens in Princeton, 30 ft apart trentonian.com/article/TT…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sampo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Chicken club with onion, tomatoes, avocado, pepperjack cheese, and Sanchez Sauce shipped all the way from Hoagie Haven in Princeton NJ (made in texas) [1790x1632]
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Princeton vs Harvard - Vote for Hoagie Haven! blog.cookingchanneltv.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farful
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Went for a Princeton ride. Had to stop at Hoagie Haven.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayelwin
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Sorry for the terrible picture, but am I seeing this right? American hoagies at Wawa? I haven’t seen them on the menu since they stopped slicing lunch meat in the store.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StomperNJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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NJ.com best sandwiches in the state.

Does anyone have a itemized list of the top sandwiches in the state as ranked on NJ.com? Trying to try some that are close by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fighting__Gold
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captbeauner
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Ah yes, pretty hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/entertainer011
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Dis-a-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krismoff
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/choclite69
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Cheese Steak Meat and Rolls?

To all my South Eastern Pennsylvania people, i am wondering if you make your own cheese steaks and where do you source your rolls and meat locally?

I was gifted a black stone griddle this morning and I am inspired AF to get some cheese steaks going for me and the wifey ASAP!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/610jawn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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The MOST Overrated Food Spots On/Near Campus by a (Very Cynical) Senior Foodie :)

Hey y'all shoutout u/inochimaru for such a wonderful and extensive list of great food spots at Rutgers. I've feeling really combative lately and thought why not spread some hate for some places that I think make absolutely mid food!

Dislcaimer: The best way to figure out whether my list is facts is if you try these places. Support your small businesses during COVID-19!

RU Hungry: The absolute KING of overrated cuisine. It's been on TV, but half the pizzerias on Easton make cheaper, fresher, and tastier fat sandwiches. Neubies used to be my go to but they permanently closed :(. Instead, I recommend Gio's! Also if you have a car, go to Hoagie Haven in Princeton for an "Ivy League Fat Sandwich" that you can even enjoy sober!

Krispy Pizza: What does everyone see in this place? The pizza is flavorless and tastes like cardboard, I'd rather eat at a chain like Domino's. I urge y'all to take the time to walk to easton and go to Daniel's for some absolutely elite Margherita or Vodka slices. PJ's is decent too, and Gio's is an absolute unit when you're trashed on a Saturday night.

Tacoria: I'm sorry sororities, but this ain't it chief. Their tacos are instagrammable but their quality of ingredients is meh at best and it's super overpriced for what you're getting (slightly better Chipotle). I'd rather get a $5 box from taco bell, and I highly recommend literally any of the authentic Mexican places around New Brunswick. If you got a car, absolutely take the time to do the 20 minute drive to Taqueria Maria in Monroe.

Surreal Creamery: Why the fuck do I have to pay $8 for stale cereal and flavorless ice cream that makes me look like the cookie monster? I will admit that their bubble tea is decent (Although Gong Cha is considerably better) and that the ice cream looks really pretty, but please go to Thomas Sweets for some really diabetes, artery clogging dessert (their fudge is underrated).

Mamouns: Someone called Halal Guys "basic bitch halal", and that made me spiral into an uncontrollable rage during my 3 hour long 8:40am class on a Wednesday. Tbh Halal Guys has annoyed the shit out of me with their constant price raises but at the same time it's still leagues better (and still cheaper) than Mamouns. Mamouns is the real basic bitch halal with flavorless meat, stale pita, and an absolutely garbage hot sauce. If you want something a bit more authentic, I recommend Efes or Evelyn's on Easton.

Dashen: Sorry guys, I love how homemade it t

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regclusive
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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He is right there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jointly_epic
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Sponge bob | (β€’)(β€’) | , Patrick / (β€’)(β€’) \ , Squidward ( (β€’)(β€’) ) , Plankton | (β€’) | , Mr. Krabs |β€’| |β€’|

Made me smile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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*Triggering britishers*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikolai_G
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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And on that note
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcastic_gooner
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Knight Knight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shevelled
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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It is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/egyptiancowboy05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My Dad just sent me this
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