A list of puns related to "History of tennis"
Dad: β.. and they say that was the longest match in the history of Tennis.β
Me: βoh wow, how long did it go on for?β
Dad: β97 years.β
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Yesterday a guy in my history class had a bag of ice wrapped around his shoulder (he's a tennis player and I think he just came from practice). I turned to him and said, "Looks like someone gave you the cold shoulder."
He didn't like/get the joke, but it got a chuckle out of my history professor.
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