My Dad dropped this one when we were talking about the Wimbledon

Dad: “.. and they say that was the longest match in the history of Tennis.”

Me: “oh wow, how long did it go on for?”

Dad: “97 years.”

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I'm not a dad, but I thought it was a good joke.

Yesterday a guy in my history class had a bag of ice wrapped around his shoulder (he's a tennis player and I think he just came from practice). I turned to him and said, "Looks like someone gave you the cold shoulder."

He didn't like/get the joke, but it got a chuckle out of my history professor.

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