Henry's Puns

A list of puns related to "Henry's"

Did you hear Henry Winkler was arrested for a financial scam?

He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."

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👤︎ u/GetEquipped
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldn’t walk, she wouldn’t run

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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👤︎ u/Nymphomanius
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Henry Churches is a good musician.

Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen músico.

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👤︎ u/sagbon98
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Breaking news! They're renaming the Henry brand of hoovers....

They'll be called J Edgar from now on

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👤︎ u/Kippers_4_breakfast
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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I don't kar, henry
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👤︎ u/Rypper12345
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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I have a friend named Henry the fourth.

We call him ‘HIV’.

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👤︎ u/artakhosravi
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet

He was a Tudor tooter tutor.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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What does Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?

The same middle name.

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👤︎ u/Sventhedropbear
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Henry Heimlich, the creator of the Heimlich maneuver, was getting frustrated. (Crosspost from /r/jokes) reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/mattsl
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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The second wife of King Henry VIII would never arrive in a room quickly....

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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👤︎ u/16fghji
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why didn't Henry Ford drink after crashing his car?

He was a T-totaler

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Henry rubs a magical lamp, a Genie pops out and grants him 3 wishes

Genie: What will your wish be?

Henry: I want to be rich

Genie: Of course, your wish is granted. What will you second wish be?

Rich: I want a lot of money...

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👤︎ u/baino39
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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What did Henry VIII do with his wives?

Netflix and kill.

I'm sorry.

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👤︎ u/Onox674
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Was Henry VI a ViKing?
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👤︎ u/donaloflynn
📅︎ Jan 13 2018
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Dr. Henry Heimlich dies at age 96

Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up over here

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👤︎ u/nongshim
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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Why did Henry VIII hate the post office?

He had a hard time getting his male.

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👤︎ u/Uncle_Lyle
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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King Henry V's greatest military achievement was capturing Harfleur with a single marshmallow

One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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The cops are looking for Henry Winkler.

They think he is guilty of a Fonzie scheme.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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Henry Winkler just tried to get me to invest in a get-rich-quick idea but I think it's a Fonzie scheme.
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👤︎ u/skonen_blades
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.

Explanation:

He had lots of wives and also had many of them executed, hence he is a lady killer in that he is charming and attractive to women and he is a lady killer in that he killed many ladies.

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👤︎ u/The-Gamble
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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Just met Henry Winkler! He asked me for $20 and said if I get three people to give me $20, I'll make my money back and then some...

Sounds like a typical Fonzie Scheme

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👤︎ u/topderp1
📅︎ Apr 05 2017
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Winner of the 2012 O. Henry Punoff youtube.com/watch?feature…
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👤︎ u/skinnymatters
📅︎ Mar 05 2013
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If King Henry VIII Had Gas

He'd be the Tooter Tudor

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👤︎ u/Futuredanish
📅︎ May 01 2015
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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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