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Today I learned about the Henohenomoheji, the Japanese version of the "Cool S" from grade school en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henโ€ฆ
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Did you know about Henohenomoheji?

Remember the cool S?, the doodle everyone makes but no one knows why?, well, something similar exist in japan and it's called Henohenomoheji

I wonder if children who write with Devanagari or Hangul or some other writing system have their own random doodles

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TIL that there's a Japanese version of the S symbol called the Henohenomoheji where you draw a face using hiragana characters en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henโ€ฆ
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Natsukiโ€™s Henohenomoheji face (hiragana characters)
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Henohenomoheji (ใธใฎใธใฎใ‚‚ใธใ˜) Okami
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henohenomoheji
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Henohenomoheji: faces drawn with hiragana - "great for beginning learners to spice up their studies" (repost due to wikipedia link) gakuu.com/henohenomoheji/
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"You again my love" (CYO Style feat. henohenomoheji; 'CY' {2013}) [pop] dropbox.com/s/g5d1d29f69lโ€ฆ
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March 2, 2015 โ€“ henohenomoheji (Japanese) โ€“ a face drawn using the characters he (ใธ), no (ใฎ), he (ใธ), no (ใฎ), mo (ใ‚‚), he (ใธ), and ji (ใ˜). Picture inside.

IPA: heฬžnoฬžheฬžnoฬžmoฬžheฬždอกส‘i

Source

The face

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[Aharen-san wa Hakarenai] When you don't realize how smooth you are...
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Animal Crossing New Horizons!! This island has a chulip reference!!
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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