Need Hella Puns

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Who thinks they're punny?! πŸ˜œβ €β €I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β €

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love πŸ”₯

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtrobertson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I'm gonna be hella rich.
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Hella related
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaveyRay
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I guess you could say there are Hella Copters imgur.com/ezNLJ4Y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tendochoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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Why do they call them JalapeΓ±os?

Because they bring you hella pain, yo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokeo024
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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it thor me apart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunslayerjj
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home

It was really hauling ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurGeorge8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Scientists recently uncovered evidence of a dinosaur that loved to lift weights.

They've decided to call it hella sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tutor78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a nun who’s lost?

A roamin catholic.

Credit: my dad last night after reading a post off here to him

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I took a bite of a jalapeno that was much too spicy for me

Some might say I was in - hella-pain-yo

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If there's a stairway to heaven...

... is there a hellevator?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjc1131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My dadjoke backfired...

So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.

Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SombreroLama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Why isn't a fleet of helicopters....

just called hellacopters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegeneral400
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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In a Greek coney island in Detroit

My friends and I were eating in a restaurant where all the waiters are Greek and have heavy accents. Our waiter walked by, said something inaudible, and walked away:

Friend: What did he say?

Me: Dunno, it's all Greek to me!

many groans ensue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Victors27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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When my Dad put his name down at a restaurant his name would be "Zeus". When the someone inquired about his odd name he would say "it's short for "Jesus"

Jesus being the Latin pronunciation. Extra credit, he's hella white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FR0GWISE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Instagramy

Me: dad, i got hella likes on my picture on instagram of the andes

Dad: did it get an instagramy?

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