Sainburys substituted Heinz baked beans for Branson baked beans

U wot m8. I sent that shit back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nipplecunt
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110 years ago today. A member of the team eating Heinz Baked Beans (w/ tomato sauce). Terra Nova Expedition to the Antarctic. January 1912
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A member of Captain Robert Falcon Scott's team tucks into a tin of Heinz baked beans in the Ross Dependency, during The Terra Novs Expedition to thr Antarctic, January 1912
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Someone recently messaged me on r/CasualUK stating Branston Baked Beans were better than Heinz - I was shocked at such a statement defaming the nations favourite baked bean, but then more people insisted Branston were the superior product. So here we are - it’s taste test time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulless-Plague
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A recent thread on r/CasualUK said Branston Baked Beans were better than Heinz. Like most people the idea of beans that are not Heinz feels like an insult. An outrage. But for science and national interest, I said I'd test them out. The results are in: Branston beans are better. Branston means beans
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The unstackability of Heinz baked beans cans. Others brands of cans are stack compatible with each other. Buy a can of heinz and the whole cupboard goes to shit.
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[Homemade] Fried tomatoes, black and white pudding, bacon rashers, banger sausages, fried bread, Heinz baked beans, fried egg, and an unsuccessful bubble & squeak
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I did a blind taste test with Heinz, Branston and Asda own brand baked beans...

A fortnight ago, some madlad said that Branston bakes beans were better than Heinz Beanz. However, this plonker didn’t do it blind and they used β€˜no added sugar’ beanz. So I decided to do it properly.

Our Contenders

This was a blind taste test. My girlfriend put the beans(/z) into three separate pots, and I ate them in order, A to C (clockwise). Between each mouthful I refreshed my palette with a swill of cold coffee – the perfect palette cleanser. I tried each without toast first, and then with a medium-sized nibble of toast. I noted my blind impression and finally ordered the beanz by preference. Here are my results.

Qualitative Feedback:

A. [Branston] A rich, thick, umami jus. Bean texture not too soft, not too hard. A nice robust bean, but not too chewy either.

B. [Heinz] Wet and sweet. Bean texture sloppy, and a little on the mushy side. Sauce a touch thin. Good tomato aftertaste, but little else to recommend it. Sloppiness less apparent with toast.

C. [Asda Own Brand] Flavour unsubstantial, honestly a little bland. Pleasant colour, but that’s all I can really say for it. Bean a little on the al dente side. Certainly, the toughest of the three beans, and with the chewiest bean-shells. But hardness preferable to the mushiness of bean B. If they sorted the flavour out, this’d be nicer.

The final verdict: Branston > Heinz > Asda

Branston won it by a country mile folks. It had a nice rich tomato flavour, and the beans were not too sloppy and not too hard. Heinz was second, which, given the cost vs Asda you might expect. But honestly Heinz and Asda were neck and neck. Branston was the clear frontrunner. Heinz too sloppy, with thin sauce and oversweet. Asda was in last, but it was close. It wasn’t oversweet or over-mushy but it was just a little tasteless, a little cardboardy and a little on the chewy side.

Not what I expected. I thought Heinz would win it. But the results speak for themselves. My one strike against Branston is that their cans didn’t have a pull top, which is pretty unforgivable in this day and age honestly.

I have received no money or sponsorship from any bean manufacturer and would be willing to sign an affidavit to that effect.

[Clockwise: Branston, Heinz, Asda Own brand](

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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"Woman, 28, gets Heinz baked beans tin tattooed on leg as she loves them so much" mirror.co.uk/news/world-n…
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Β½ Price: Heinz Baked Beans $1, Cold Power 1.8kg Liquid/Powder $9.25 + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU ozbargain.com.au/node/670…
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Non-standard tin size for new Heinz baked beans 😠 reddit.com/gallery/qwn53a
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Β½ Price: Heinz Baked Beans $1, Cold Power 1.8kg Liquid/Powder $9.25 + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU ozbargain.com.au/node/670…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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The shop has run out of Heinz Baked Beans so you have to put up with Branston or even shop’s own
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A Full English Breakfast Pizza made with Heinz baked beans. Why? imgur.com/6FkxqZH
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Heinz Priest Faba, Zealot of Beans & Lord Of The Baked Temple
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Today’s lunch. Half a can of Heinz baked beans and a sweet potato.
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Enough of the Heinz vs Branston … How do you all cook your baked beans?

Microwave? Hob? Or other?

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A Full English Breakfast Pizza made with Heinz baked beans. Why? imgur.com/6FkxqZH
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Macaroni with Heinz Baked Beans (featuring frozen meatballs)
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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4am recreation of the Heinz Baked Beans pizza of UK legend. Wasn't ready for the nostalgia πŸ₯²
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venerable_Duvet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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Being a Heinz Baked beans addict in Texas

Despite loving Tex-Mex food etc I cannot give up my love of Heinz beans, but don't like the ones they have here. That leaves me two choices - get them from the local supermarket way overpriced and dented to fuck mostly. Get them from Amazon at a bit cheaper price and enjoy a lottery of how many cans are dented. How much do they cost in the UK now? It's about $15 for 6 online!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeepShowZootSuits
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Heinz Baked Beans 300g $0.68 + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU ozbargain.com.au/node/652…
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Bloody hell. Just shared a tin of Heinz baked beans after years of only buying Branson. Why would anybody buy this clearly inferior product?
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I want to make DIY Heinz Baked beans. Like a large batch and put them in jars to eat for breakfast. I’m just wondering how to conserve it so it doesn’t spoil. Ideas?

Like to last a month or two, three.

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Heinz Baked Beans
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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Heinz Baked Beans 3x 300g $3 ($2.70 S&S, Minimum Qty 3) + Delivery ($0 with Prime/ $39 Spend) @ Amazon AU ozbargain.com.au/node/652…
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Heinz Baked Beans tins don’t stack on top of one another, leading to a chaotic larder cupboard
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Homemade Heinz Baked Beans pizza - wish they still did these...
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β€˜I tasted Sainsbury's, Waitrose, Heinz and Branston baked beans in a blind test and realised my life is a lie’ mylondon.news/lifestyle/l…
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Β½ Price: Heinz Baked Beans/Spaghetti 300g $1, Fairy Platinum Plus (28) $15.50 & More + Delivery ($0 w Prime/$39+) @ Amazon AU ozbargain.com.au/node/645…
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Β½ Price: Heinz Baked Beans/Spaghetti $1, Fairy Platinum Plus (28) $15.50 & More + Delivery ($0 w Prime/$39+) @ Amazon AU ozbargain.com.au/node/645…
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Heinz Baked Beans on Toast is good and you guys are wrong otherwise.

Whenever I talk to my international friends and tell them that I am going to eat baked beans on toast, they recoil in disgust. Saying "That's fucking disgusting." Well I am sorry Sarah but shit like beans are good for you and I will tell you why.

Toast is just the foundation for this wonderful meal.. White bread you can't go wrong but brown bread is doable, when it is black, go back and try again. Always make sure the bread is toasty otherwise it be a soggy mess.

Beans glorious beans! The best type is Heinz Baked Beans, best shit around, I am telling you, if they make this stuff into a sniffable powder, I'm down. The tomato variety is the best variety and the only variety you should be using.

This part is what separates the chefs from the amateurs. Adding grated cheddar cheese over the beans on toast will give it that kick.

Just saying, beans on toast is king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freakyfishy69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Heinz Baked Beans

So help me God, this may be my favorite Who song.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Weetabix with Heinz Baked Beans? Seriously?! STOP IT!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=-Jzua…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Heinz baked beans need to be thickened too watery
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If not toast then what do Americans eat baked beans with? Not like homemade beans or ones from a restaurant or whatever, just like a tin of Heinz. What context would they be served in? What time of day and with what?
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im filling my best friends car with heinz baked beans as a funny prank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinlayHamm
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Heinz Baked Beans & Women in Business

The best aspect I like about Mad Men is that it's not preachy, yet very poignant and effective.

The best example of that: When Piggy Olson tried to put her foot down after her second presentation with the Heinz Backed Beans, the client was being an idiot and was happy having them running in circles for him. So her decision to put him in his place was quite on point in my opinion, and we have seen Don Draper taking the same position in a similar situation, yet in her case it went badly.

Not because she was experienced or her presentation skills wasn't as good, but because the client was so angry at being challenged by a woman.

Now I am a normal guy who naturally sympathies with women's causes, but some things on TV get on my nerves sometimes, on any other show they would have turned the point into some kind of soapy clichΓ©d preachy point about women's right. However, the creators let you draw the comparison yourself, don't overstate anything and let you realize how screwed up the environment was back then with everybody blaming her. Very subtle but potent

I wish every social commentary work was like that.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Having to prepare for a duel whenever I mention branston baked beans are superior to heinz.
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Heinz baked beans

The campfire ad Peggy pitched was way better than that generational claptrap Megan and Don pushed at dinner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoagielogie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Heinz baked beans are categorically and demonstrably the worst baked beans available

Heinz beans are effectively really mediocre beans floating in watered down Heinz tomato ketchup. They have no flavour or texture and Heinz has the audacity to set their slogan to "Beanz Meanz Heinz" like they own the joint. I may be far too passionate about this, but I have been on this planet for 22 years and have tasted many a tin of beans in my short time and I cease to be underwhelmed by Heinz and their rather lackluster and expensive entry to the global tinned bean market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolotis123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What you all think about heinz baked beans?

A whole can is only 330 calories. I see a lot of people complaining about the sugar and salt, but who gives a fuck if it's a little sweet? I just ate a can and it felt like a feast when I threw in a couple eggs.

Any downsides to heinz beans?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cute_Bubble
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Forbidden Heinz Baked Beans
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A Full English Breakfast Pizza made with Heinz baked beans. Why? imgur.com/6FkxqZH
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prisongovernor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Heinz baked beans in a pita bread
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I'm afraid to tell my friends I prefer Branston baked beans to Heinz baked beans

They are objectively better...

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