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• 15 Freddie Steward, 14 Harry Potter, 13 Matt Scott, 12 Dan Kelly, 11 Guy Porter, 10 George Ford, 9 Jack van Poortvliet; 1 Ellis Genge (c), 2 Julián Montoya, 3 Dan Cole, 4 Calum Green, 5 Eli Snyman, 6 Harry Wells, 7 Tommy Reffell, 8 Ollie Chessum

• 16 Charlie Clare, 17 James Whitcombe, 18 Joe Heyes [85] 19 Kini Murimurivalu, 20 Nic Dolly, 21 Ben Youngs, 22 Freddie Burns, 23 Matías Moroni

• Referee: Tom Foley (108th Premiership game).

• Assistant Referees: Adam Leal & Paul Dix

• TMO: Rowan Kitt.

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It’s been mentioned in the sale thread and enough other times that it’s not always clear what you’re supposed to be doing right at the start, or what this game has to offer you. The game gives you the freedom to proceed however you want, scaling up difficulty as you complete events, making whatever you feel like doing a fine place to start or continue your journey. Here’s a brief summary and some thoughts on most elements of one of my all time favorite games. If you just want to skim a few words of each section until something catches your interest, then jump straight into that, ignoring everything else, that’s perfect. (Almost) every intersection is some kind of color coded event. Drive through them to discover them, then hold both triggers to start.

Stunt Run (green)- jumps, drifting, barrel rolls, horizontal e-brake spins off of ramps, super jumps, and smashing billboards all add to your score. The bigger stunts also add to a multiplier you can continue adding to while in a single combo. When you crash or take too long to do another stunt, the combo ends. This one is tougher if you’re brand new and driving around aimlessly. I think the road signs disappear when you start this mode as well. Knowing a few hotspots with straightforward, repeatable stunts makes these pretty easy. The South Bay bridge, at the western end of the southern most road, has several big jumps in a straight line, a few billboards, plenty to give you a solid footing as you get to know the map.

Road Rage (red)- Slam into the other cars on the road to get takedowns until you reach a target score. Other cars can take you down and after a set number of times based on the vehicle you’re driving, if you don’t repair by driving through an auto shop, it’s game over. There’s no set route; you just drive and cars spawn wherever you go. Use this flexibility to escape after a bad crash to avoid being a sitting duck trying to go a specific way. The secret to this mode is to go hard, laugh, and have fun. Takedowns are intuitive enough but after you do this a few times, you’ll notice some soft spots that make you a ruthless killer. Then you get into the rhythm of things, you don’t notice a sharp turn coming up, and you fail spectacularly. Then a hot rod comes out of nowhere and demolishes you when you’re at your most vulnerable. Laugh at that too, and find a repair shop. It goes without saying, but tougher cars work well here.

Marked Man (yellow)- Like a race, you have to go from one place

The first post was a hit so I am gonna continue with Shallaxdra's stories about her her human encounters. I am not gonna promise any regular posting schedule. Just gonna post what and when it occurs to me. I hope you enjoy this second round, and of course, comments and suggestions are welcome.

Shallaxdra Morningstar here with more on the wonders of humanity. These tales are my observations and memories from my evacuation adventure. Our trip to Earth on a repurposed passenger liner was comfortable enough. The scale of furnishings was a bit awkward for me since I am only the size of a ten year old human. The kitts just thought the oversized furniture made every room into an indoor playground.

I also learned that Humans are not all the gigantic creatures I had encountered back on Jendar. The women ranged from 1.4 metres to 1.7. The men from 1.7 to 1.9. So they were less scary than the soldiers, but just as determined to keep us safe. They happily answered any questions we had about life on Earth. This was going to be a learning experience for Human and Jendari alike.

Our arrival on Earth was amazing. The ship entered orbit above Earth and we all got to stand by the huge windows to get our first look at Earth. The wonder I felt when I first saw the blue and green planet defies description. I could feel the power of life in that planet, it pulsed with living energy. Even my twins were awed into silence, briefly. We were ferried to the planet in shuttlecraft since the liner can not fly in the atmosphere. Zoe and Shan were glued to the windows as much as they could be, and stared at the view screen when they had to be belted into their seats.

We landed in a city called Toronto on the shore of one of the ocean sized lakes. Our shuttlecraft was designed to land on water, so we landed in the harbour. This gave us a wonderful view of the city as we landed. We were amazed by the size of the buildings and the numbers of boats of various sizes bobbing on the water. We went from shuttle to a vehicle for land travel called a bus. It had huge windows and we spent the half our trip gazing in open mouthed awe at the wonders around us. Public art displays were everywhere; sculptures in myriad styles, murals on huge buildings, and buildings that were works of art themselves. We were told that this was a proud city tradition dating back almost a thousand years. We were high on wonder.

The refugee centre was in a school building that was not in use since it was su

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

For my 2022 reading challenge I have decided to read 1-3 books from every country in the world. This past year I attempted to do the same but the lack of preparation meant I was bogged down finding and waiting for books. Below is my reading list I have compiled as several people have mentioned they were interest.

Facts

It contains 520ish books with two countries I still need to find something for. 40% are female, 55% are male, and 5% are by various authors. There is a mixture of fiction and non-fiction. It includes everything from memoirs, cookbooks, histories, anthologies, legends, folkstories, poetry, plays, fantasy, romance, chick-lit, and scifi. The bulk is literary fiction.

Methodology

I started with the books I owned that I haven't read or wish to reread. I then looked through my TBR list on goodreads and reassigned those. From there I looked up my favorite authors on https://www.literature-map.com/, and included other authors similar to my favorites. From there I googled each country for their top 1-2 most popular authors. I finished with suggestions from reddit (including the country threads on r/books) and the amazing https://ayearofreadingtheworld.com/thelist/ . Authors with unlisted titles are because I was not able to find a copy of any book by the author at my library or for purchase (<7$) secondhand. These will need to be ILL and I’ll be deciding on the exact title when I apply for the loan.

Updates

I will be updating reviews of the books, as I go, on a subreddit I made for this called r/worldwidebooks . People are welcome to join me in the challenge for all of them, parts, or just to laugh.

List

Afghanistan

• Qais Akbar Omar, Fort of Nine Towers
• Nelofer Pazira, A Bed of Red Flowers
• Farah Ahmedi, The Story of My Life: An Afghan Girl on the Other Side of the Sky

Albania

• Gjergj Fishta, The Highland Lute
• Kadare, Spring Essence
• Elvira Dones, Sworn Virgin

Algeria

• Camus, Myth of Syshus
• Horne, A Savage War of Peace: Algeria, 1954-1962
• Ahlam Mosteghanemi, Chaos of the Senses

Andorra

• Albert Salvadó, The Teacher of Cheops

Angola

• Pepetela, The Return of the Water Spirit
• Jose Eduardo Agualusa, The Book of Chameleons
• Ondjaki, The Whistler

Antigua and Barbuda

• Jamaica Kincaid , A Small Place
• Joanne C. Hillhouse , Lost
• Althea Price , Being Black

Argentina

• Borges , Labryinth, Ficciones
• Julio Cortázar , Blow Up and Other Stores
• Silvina Ocampo , Thus Were Their Faces

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-09-28.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

SORRY - MESSED UP THE PREVIOUS POST. THE POSITIVE RATE SHOULD BE 1.96% HERE

• Throwback Ontario September 28 update: 700 New Cases, 331 Recoveries, 1 Deaths, 41,111 tests (1.70% positive), Current ICUs: 35 (+1 vs. yesterday) (+5 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 19,835 (+10,529), 23,785 tests completed (3,018.6 per 100k in week) --> 34,314 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.58% / 1.89% / 2.37% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 143 / 248 / 331 (-122 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 258 / 437 / 556 (-205 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 409 / 596 / 709 (-211 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 466 / 605 / 710 (-155 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 605 (-15.4 vs. yesterday) (-104 or -14.7% vs. last week), (-82 or -12.0% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 5,262 (-364 vs. yesterday) (-916 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 315(+129), ICUs: 180(-4), Ventilated: 127(-3), [vs. last week: -15

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-09.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario October 9 update: 939 New Cases, 724 Recoveries, 5 Deaths, 44,914 tests (2.09% positive), Current ICUs: 52 (-1 vs. yesterday) (+8 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 16,225 (+2,232), 31,123 tests completed (3,041.8 per 100k in week) --> 33,355 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.10% / 1.69% / 1.95% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 265 / 225 / 254 (+27 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 505 / 406 / 437 (+92 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 656 / 544 / 595 (+105 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 654 / 544 / 606 (+102 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 544 (-7.1 vs. yesterday) (-62 or -10.3% vs. last week), (-178 or -24.7% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,592 (+75 vs. yesterday) (-429 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 258(-13), ICUs: 153(-1), Ventilated: 94(-3), [vs. last week: -16 / -9 / -16] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-12.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode and some TLDR charts

• Throwback Ontario October 12 update: 807 New Cases, 668 Recoveries, 3 Deaths, 36,473 tests (2.21% positive), Current ICUs: 58 (+1 vs. yesterday) (+10 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 9,163 (+2,615), 18,280 tests completed (2,873.5 per 100k in week) --> 20,895 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.13% / 1.72% / 1.82% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 301 / 214 / 237 (+105 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 589 / 392 / 421 (+236 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 841 / 523 / 572 (+375 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 848 / 524 / 576 (+383 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 524 (-5.6 vs. yesterday) (-51 or -8.9% vs. last week), (-187 or -26.3% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,369 (-122 vs. yesterday) (-365 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 155(-10), ICUs: 149(-6), Ventilated: 104(+7), [vs. last week: -122 / -6 / +3] - [Chart](https://docs.g

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-09-29.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario September 29 update: 554 New Cases, 323 Recoveries, 4 Deaths, 38,375 tests (1.44% positive), Current ICUs: 34 (-1 vs. yesterday) (+4 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 19,128 (-707), 36,404 tests completed (2,982.4 per 100k in week) --> 35,697 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.36% / 1.93% / 2.25% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 222 / 257 / 316 (-26 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 369 / 447 / 533 (-68 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 496 / 601 / 690 (-100 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 495 / 610 / 691 (-110 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 610 (+4.6 vs. yesterday) (-81 or -11.8% vs. last week), (-86 or -12.4% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,989 (-273 vs. yesterday) (-862 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 292(-23), ICUs: 172(-8), Ventilated: 123(-4), [vs. last week: -7 / -15 / -7] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-07.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario October 7 update: 583 New Cases, 707 Recoveries, 1 Deaths, 43,277 tests (1.35% positive), Current ICUs: 48 (+3 vs. yesterday) (+9 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 16,548 (-4), 37,057 tests completed (3,004.1 per 100k in week) --> 37,053 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.58% / 1.77% / 1.90% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 250 / 269 / 211 (+15 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 448 / 484 / 372 (+27 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 579 / 653 / 504 (+8 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 587 / 657 / 513 (+13 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 565 (-8.6 vs. yesterday) (-40 or -6.7% vs. last week), (-181 or -24.3% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,575 (-4 vs. yesterday) (-372 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 279(-1), ICUs: 149(-7), Ventilated: 102(-1), [vs. last week: -36 / -22 / -17] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-e9Dj69Ya

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-06.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario October 6 update: 548 New Cases, 546 Recoveries, 7 Deaths, 42,031 tests (1.30% positive), Current ICUs: 45 (-3 vs. yesterday) (+11 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 16,552 (-1,333), 39,460 tests completed (3,027.4 per 100k in week) --> 38,127 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.21% / 1.78% / 1.93% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 201 / 234 / 257 (-36 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 359 / 420 / 447 (-62 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 481 / 570 / 601 (-91 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 476 / 573 / 610 (-100 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 573 (-2.7 vs. yesterday) (-36 or -6.0% vs. last week), (-167 or -22.6% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,579 (-155 vs. yesterday) (-410 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 280(+3), ICUs: 156(+1), Ventilated: 103(+2), [vs. last week: -12 / -16 / -20] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-03.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario October 3 update: 653 New Cases, 435 Recoveries, 41 Deaths, 46,254 tests (1.41% positive), Current ICUs: 47 (+3 vs. yesterday) (+13 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 10,888 (-7,764), 32,220 tests completed (2,950.1 per 100k in week) --> 24,456 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.80% / 1.90% / 1.93% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 231 / 242 / 263 (-23 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 417 / 427 / 466 (-20 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 576 / 584 / 620 (-19 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 580 / 596 / 620 (-26 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 596 (-10.4 vs. yesterday) (-24 or -3.9% vs. last week), (-135 or -18.5% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,983 (-38 vs. yesterday) (-608 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 144(-130), ICUs: 163(+1), Ventilated: 107(-3), [vs. last week: -54 / -14 / -20] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYc

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-08.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario October 8 update: 797 New Cases, 695 Recoveries, 4 Deaths, 48,488 tests (1.64% positive), Current ICUs: 53 (+5 vs. yesterday) (+12 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 13,993 (-2,555), 37,118 tests completed (3,020.1 per 100k in week) --> 34,563 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.54% / 1.72% / 1.88% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 245 / 237 / 238 (-24 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 428 / 412 / 425 (-56 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 578 / 550 / 585 (-75 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 573 / 551 / 597 (-84 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 551 (-13.6 vs. yesterday) (-46 or -7.7% vs. last week), (-180 or -24.7% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,517 (-58 vs. yesterday) (-452 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 271(-8), ICUs: 154(+5), Ventilated: 97(-5), [vs. last week: -7 / -9 / -20] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-e9D

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-09-27.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario September 27 update: 491 New Cases, 289 Recoveries, 2 Deaths, 42,509 tests (1.16% positive), Current ICUs: 34 (+0 vs. yesterday) (+3 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 9,306 (-2,206), 22,633 tests completed (3,016.5 per 100k in week) --> 20,427 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.71% / 1.94% / 2.40% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 283 / 265 / 330 (+19 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 466 / 463 / 555 (+0 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 614 / 620 / 709 (-6 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 613 / 621 / 710 (-7 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 621 (+0 vs. yesterday) (-90 or -12.7% vs. last week), (-65 or -9.5% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 5,626 (+35 vs. yesterday) (-750 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 186(-12), ICUs: 184(+7), Ventilated: 130(+3), [vs. last week: -47 / +7 / +7] - Chart
• Total reported cases to date: 584,541 (3.91% of the population)
• **New v

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-02.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario October 2 update: 732 New Cases, 428 Recoveries, 76 Deaths, 40,093 tests (1.83% positive), Current ICUs: 44 (+3 vs. yesterday) (+13 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 18,652 (+4,585), 29,510 tests completed (2,934.5 per 100k in week) --> 34,095 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.39% / 1.95% / 1.96% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 348 / 254 / 267 (+109 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 548 / 437 / 475 (+123 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 699 / 595 / 629 (+113 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 704 / 606 / 629 (+106 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 606 (+9.1 vs. yesterday) (-22 or -3.6% vs. last week), (-121 or -16.7% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 5,021 (+52 vs. yesterday) (-562 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 274(-4), ICUs: 162(-1), Ventilated: 110(-7), [vs. last week: -49 / -16 / -18] - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUY

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-10-10.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

> This page will not be updated on Monday, October 11 due to Thanksgiving. Data and daily epi summaries for October 11 and October 12 will be available on October 12 at 10:30 a.m.

• Throwback Ontario October 10 update: 809 New Cases, 700 Recoveries, 7 Deaths, 44,298 tests (1.83% positive), Current ICUs: 53 (+1 vs. yesterday) (+6 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 8,610 (-7,615), 29,755 tests completed (3,008.7 per 100k in week) --> 22,140 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 1.80% / 1.68% / 1.90% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 239 / 226 / 242 (+13 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 418 / 406 / 427 (+11 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 531 / 537 / 584 (-13 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 535 / 537 / 596 (-9 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 537 (-6.4 vs. yesterday) (-58 or -9.8% vs. last week), (-190 or -26.2% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 4,586 (-6 vs. yesterday) (-397 vs. last week) - [Chart](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ7fegCALd11ElozUYcMi-e9Dj69YaiNQhvEpk81JHsyTACl0UXkWK5

Link to report: https://files.ontario.ca/moh-covid-19-report-en-2021-09-26.pdf

Detailed tables: Google Sheets mode

• Throwback Ontario September 26 update: 435 New Cases, 338 Recoveries, 0 Deaths, 43,238 tests (1.01% positive), Current ICUs: 34 (+3 vs. yesterday) (+5 vs. last week)

Testing data: - Source

• Backlog: 11,512 (-5,763), 31,063 tests completed (3,033.1 per 100k in week) --> 25,300 swabbed
• Positive rate (Day/Week/Prev Week): 2.10% / 1.93% / 2.46% - Chart

Episode date data (day/week/prev. week) - Cases by episode date and historical averages of episode date

• New cases with episode dates in last 3 days: 309 / 263 / 329 (+41 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 7 days: 493 / 466 / 554 (+17 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - episode dates in last 30 days: 650 / 620 / 707 (+20 vs. yesterday week avg)
• New cases - ALL episode dates: 653 / 620 / 709 (+23 vs. yesterday week avg)

Other data:

• 7 day average: 621 (-8 vs. yesterday) (-88 or -12.4% vs. last week), (-44 or -6.6% vs. 30 days ago)
• Active cases: 5,591 (+8 vs. yesterday) (-805 vs. last week) - Chart
• Current hospitalizations: 198(-125), ICUs: 177(-1), Ventilated: 127(-1), [vs. last week: -47 / -5 / -2] - Chart
• Total reported cases to date: 583,928 (3.91% of the population)
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