A list of puns related to "Hear'Say"
I originally posted this in r/MaliciousCompliance, but several commenters thought it would be good here as well. I hope this isn't a re-run for too many of you.
This was years ago when my son was starting middle school. I was transporting him and a group of his new friends. One of the friends was French, and spoke French at home. My son mentioned that I had taken French in high school, and so one of his friends asked me to say something in French and see if French girl could understand me.
Before I go on, a note on parenting style: we joke around with our kids all the time. I know that not all parents joke with their children; some of my kids' friends enjoyed to a dad who makes a joke, and some would look at me like I grew a second head.
So I said to the French girl, «quelque chose». Immediately the friends turned to French girl and asked "What did he say?"
I waited, wondering whether she would join my joke.
A sly smile crept across her face as she said, "he said...something". The rest of the trip, the friends tried to convince her to reveal what it was that I had said. «quelque chose» is the French phrase for "something".
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
"Oh, it's the peanuts.
They're complimentary."
r/dadjokes
She wasn't Karen about any opinion but her own.
Lettuce Turnip the Beet!
A lot
Well, I had been on the scene and disagree with that.
To me it looked like a mincident
I think, “That’s odd.”
He was less proud when she explained its because she only comes once a year.
Dan, sing Queen!
It's fucking roaaaaaaaar!
Just eat around them
It's Britney bench
"Job opening!"
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