What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirtbag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damander
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My name is David and I want to name my son Harley.

That way when someone is asking who that kid is, someone can say, β€œthat’s Harley, Davidson.”

(This really something I’m considering btw)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dah_beed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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13 Harley's passed me on the interstate....

It was a biker's dozen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a Harley Davidson made with Japanese parts?

Hardly Davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Harley has the upper hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_voldything
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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What does a Russian Harley Quinn call the Joker?

Putin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TREXADRON
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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So i ordered my Harley Davidson...

You could say I can Harley wait for it to arrive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObesePandaDed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?

Because it's two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordTrollsworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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She got what I wanted.

My wife wanted to introduce a Vibrator into our relationship. I bought a vintage Harley-Davidson...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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How brewtiful is this ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My father-in-law is teaching me well

He texted my wife the following (my name's Hoss)

Do you know what that motion is called when Hoss walks his Harley backwards out of the garage without starting it?

Reverse Hossmosis! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Not_Famous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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I guess I'm ready to be a dad..

Dad: I found a nice Harley, but they've swapped the motor out for some other brand Me: What do they call that, a Hardly Davidson? Dad: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlimitedJUICE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Why does the cycle keep falling down?

Because it’s too tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYaBoiAbd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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