Whatβs the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag
My name is David and I want to name my son Harley.
That way when someone is asking who that kid is, someone can say, βthatβs Harley, Davidson.β
(This really something Iβm considering btw)
13 Harley's passed me on the interstate....
It was a biker's dozen.
What do you call a Harley Davidson made with Japanese parts?
Hardly Davidson
What does a Russian Harley Quinn call the Joker?
Putin
So i ordered my Harley Davidson...
You could say I can Harley wait for it to arrive.
Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?
Because it's two tired
She got what I wanted.
My wife wanted to introduce a Vibrator into our relationship. I bought a vintage Harley-Davidson...
My father-in-law is teaching me well
He texted my wife the following (my name's Hoss)
Do you know what that motion is called when Hoss walks his Harley backwards out of the garage without starting it?
Reverse Hossmosis! :D
I guess I'm ready to be a dad..
Dad: I found a nice Harley, but they've swapped the motor out for some other brand Me: What do they call that, a Hardly Davidson? Dad: groan
Why does the cycle keep falling down?
Because itβs too tired.
