My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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Did you guys know Yoda actually has a last name?

Yeah, it's actually Yoda Layheeho.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Had to remove a load of German names and stuff from my pre-owned iPhone..

..It's Hans free now.

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I named my salt and pepper shakers Hans and Frans...

they are here to spice you up!

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Princess Leia: For the last time, Han

We are not naming our son Guitar Solo.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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The name of the man you can count on the most ?

Hans

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Ive just deleted all the German names from my phone.

Now, I'm completely Hans-free

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.

Their names were Drum and Guitar

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Whilst discussing oddly spelt names...

Me: I saw the name Evelyn the other day, spelled E-I-B-L-E-A-N-N.

Mum: I always used to think the name Siobhan was pronounced See-Ob-Han too.

Dad: I knew a farmer once with a weird name, it was spelled E-I-E-I-O

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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I just deleted the German names from my phone

Now it's Hans free

(Credit BBC World Service)

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


Why did

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Dad joked a friend at work

Friend: do you speak any other languages? Me: no but I do know a little German. He's about 4'5" and his name is Hans

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Dadjoke'd my wife, nerd style.

My wife was telling me about one of her High School boyfriends. He was a Chinese guy named Han.

Wife: "I broke up with him Sophmore year. He was really torn up about it."

Me: "I guess Han didn't like to be Solo!"

Wife: (Sighs) I guess not.

She knows she made the right choice.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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I know a little German...

His name is Hans!

holds hand up at about waist level

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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I decided to delete all the german names from my phone...

It’s Hans-free now

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Just deleted all the German names from my phone

It's Hans-free

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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Helping dad find a new smartphone

Dad: "Will there be any German names and numbers on it?

Me: " What? It's Chinese... "

Dad: "I want it to be Hans Free"

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