Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.

Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
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To someone named Hannah

Do you call your birthdays Hannaversaries?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jh556
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eichmann in Jerusalem. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eichmann in Jerusalem. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah Arendt you glad I didn't say Eichmann in Jerusalem?

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I wHannah meet him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous…

...but backwards, it’s even more stupid…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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All she wanted for her birthday...

Was pink Beats.

http://i.imgur.com/T0jRGM3.jpg

edit: Reddit gold for a dadjoke? Now, truly, I am a proud father.

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What are some of the punniest movies/TV shows you know?
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SO's dad and the topic of Miley Cyrus

Not my dad, but my SO's father is both a religious man and an intellectual, so pop culture is really not his thing.

However, whenever someone even mentions Miley Cyrus, he bursts into song, singing "I came in like a wreeeeeeecking baaaaall, 'cause I have no taleeeeeeeent at aaaaall." Then he just sits and waits for the applause.

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During university move out

I'm moving out of my dorm room this morning to go home for the summer, and my dad is up to give me a hand. There's an elevator that we're taking so I don't have to take my cart down the stairs, and we're packed in with five or six other people. One of them looks at the wall of the elevator and notices that somebody has written "Hannah" on it, and says "What was Hannah doing in here?"

Me: "Writing on the wall, from the looks of things."

Other person: "Well, can't argue with that."

My dad: "So you're saying you can see the Hannah writing on the wall?"

All: groan

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