Penny turned off the treadmill and dried off. It was almost time for the Trial. Well, it wasn't really a trial, since it would be one alien being asked questions by some leaders. But it would likely determine the fate of Humanity and the Breyyanik. It could go either way right now. Though they really did look adorable. What was the speaker's name again? Teehbiel.
Teehbiel had already gone past the majority of the welcoming committee when she arrived at Trystee's house. Trystee caught Penny up on the proceedings while Penny changed out of her workout clothes into something much more casual.
Trystee had decorated the room with pictures of Penny and her in various locations. Rave gyms, tourist traps, even Earth. Though as a Luna girl, Earth was very uncomfortable to even stand on. All the exercise, supplements, and free bone therapies required to keep a human strong in low gravity meant nothing when trying to stand in high gravity your body never adapted to.
"Just a few more minutes!" she called after she got into the shower. She took a few seconds to just enjoy the water before continuing to wash. She ran the hairdryer over her body to dry it her favorite way. She put on her pajamas and got some snacks out of the cabinet.
"Are you ready?" Trystee asked when penny walked in. Penny had brought some cheese and chips for them to enjoy that night.
"Yeah. Don't double dip."
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Hex'taqnar had heard about the momentous event that was coming up for the humans. A livestreamed questioning of Teehbiel, the Breyyanik. His story so far matched up with a species he'd heard of in a few corners of Vinarii space. He'd never fought them before, but knew that the Vinarii Empire considered them as pests.
He sent a message to Sri'icla and Ynell'ser.
*Things might get ugly here real soon. Either we're doing damage control or we'll need to leave after he's finished speaking.*
He received acknowledgements from both of them. Hex'taqnar believed that the Hive Queen didn't know anything, since the Empire kept its battles quiet. Sri'icla was low enough in the Hive
... keep reading on reddit ➡My f23 husband m27 and I have been married for 6 months. We've in to a new small-ish apartment that he inherited from his father and he turned one room into his "personal gaming room" where he spoils himself by playing video games for hours on end with-out interruption. He even has a lock for it.
I'm in the middle of studying to my final exams for this semester. Concentration can be hard with him continuously distracting me by walking in to the bedroom either laughing at a video his watching or turning on the hairdryer or the computer. I tried studying in the livingroom but tv us turned on and phone/talking as well as him starting conversations with me while I'm studying. He even had friends over to party while I was studying I had go to outside for some peace.
I had enough I told him to stop interrupting my studying by walking into the bedroom at random times and laughing and doing distrting stuff. I told him if he interrupts me one more time then I'll move my studying books/tools into his gaming room. He said he'd stop but yesterday at 5pm when I was studying on the bedroom he walked in making loud sounds and started the tv saying the tv in the livingroom wasn't working. He turned the volum up that's when I lost it on him. Had a huge argument about how he was disrespecting the time and effort I spend to study and gathered my books and tools and went straight to his gaming room to study there.
He threw a fit saying his gaming room is a forbidden personal space that shouldn't be accessable to anyone else but him and asked me to get out. But I refused then locked the door causing him to get upset and talk about how I was disrespecting/invading his space.
It didn't end well after I told him I will using it to study since he refused to stop interrupting/distracting me. He kept getting upset saying I took over his room with no permission and insisted I move out but I refused til he starts showing some consideation.
AITA?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
It really does, I swear!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
