...which was "Thirsty".
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Precipitation awards.
The Possums. The play dead at home and get killed on the road.
I got to my destination uber quickly
Kenya believe their dominance
20 hail marys? Who does he think I am Aaron Rodgers?
Hailing taxis
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
It's just easier to inhail
"What was that for?" I asked, shocked.
To which he replied, "Hey, that's what I do best. I drive people away."
I tip him occasionally when he hails cabs for me.
Someone shouted “All hail the king”
Hail Caesar
My parents were visiting me in Colorado and it began to hail on our way to happy hour and my dad's response was, "AH HAIL NO!"
That way when people see me they’ll shout “Hail Yeah!”
They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.
“Look!” says one of the cowboys, “It’s a bacon tree – we’re saved!”.
He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his last dying breath he stutters:
“It’s-It’s-It’s not a bacon tree... it’s-it’s a ham bush!”
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
Me: "Hail is scary, it falls so fast it can seriously harm you or kill you."
Dad: "Yeah, but there's a way to protect yourself from it. You just look up at the sky and yell 'OH HAIL NO'"
Referring to the news channel's explanation of the tornado warning in Sacramento, CA, my dad yelled sarcastically from downstairs:
"Half dollar sized hail!...how much does a piece of hail cost?!"
I could practically hear the look on his face when I didn't respond.
This is why they say "Hail, Satan"
I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".
Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.
Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.
We look around at each other.
"Hey guys..." I say.
Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.
"Hail to the Victors!"
His Royal Highness, the Prince of Puns, the Duke of Dadjokes, King Phil of Dumphy. http://imgur.com/lrjFHzz
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast
I said, “This is fine. As long as you don’t in hail.”
What did the redneck say when he saw dents on the roof of his car after a snowstorm
“Oh hail nah”
Forgive my pun
A good start!
All hail makita cordless power tools!
They were arguing about the weather, one thought it was hailing, the other was sure it was rain. To settle their dispute they approached the communist officer, Rudolph. Rudolph settled the score by confirming that it was rain. The man then turns to his wife and says “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”
Ouch I'm in alot of rain. What the hail. You little sleet. Sorry for raining on your parade I thought it would be snow problem. I'm going to sleet. What don't give me the cold shoulder. It's ice to see you. Water you doing. Fin
It was hailing cabs.
But I don’t know weather or not to believe it.
It really ill-annoys them.
but it hurt like hail.
When the weather's cool
HAIL Ceaser!
“Hail, Hitler.”
Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.
Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.
It’s Hail, Mary.
A concerned passerby stopped and asked him why he was throwing ice at taxis.
The man replied, "I'm hailing a cab."
It was a breeze.
Rained for years...
Sick hail!
Hail to the King!
My wife said "For each one we kill, two emerge."
I said "Looks like we have a flydra problem on our hands."
She walked off.
The thunderstorm seemed to be abating, but then all hail broke loose.
I was lathering him with soap...
Mom: "make sure and get his tail" Me: "I already did" Mom: "oh really? Its hard to tail"
Her staring at me with the dad smirk til I laughed.
Never have I been a more proud son. Thanks for being a great dad, Mom!
Hail Hydrate
All hail the knights of the periodic table! https://imgur.com/gallery/zbX9y
A man walks out of his work building and hails a taxi. He gets into the taxi and says, "Take me to the sandwich shop up on 45^th street." Ten minutes later they arrive, and the cab driver checks the console. "That'll be $12.00." The man is shocked. "This route used to be only $6.00! What happened?" The taxi driver explains. "Well, construction was blocking the usual route, so I had to double back and take a longer route." The man considers this, then shrugs.
"I guess that's fare."
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
Reviewing an insurance proposal with a client when we got to a storm provision...
Client: So BLToaster, does this other policy cover hail as well?
BLToaster: Absolutely.
Client: Hail yea!
Groans around the room while the client and myself cracked up.
me: is it hailing? dad: OH HAIL YEAH.
Dad: what the hail is going on
I walk in the living room and the TV shows hail pounding down and covering a yard like snow.
My dad says, "This is in Texas, how could they get so much hail down there?"
"Hail, I don't know," with a southern twang.
He was hailed as a gene-ius!
During a night of passionate love making from a couple of German newlyweds, a group of sperm travel, all with the hope to be the one to fertilize the egg. A pair of sperm find themselves in a heated argument:
"I vill be the one who gets there first, after all, I am from the left testicle, we are known for our speed!" gloated the one sperm.
"Nein! It vill be I! I hail from the right testicle - known for its efficiency!" yelled the other.
"Well we lefties are known for our cunning, I will definitely out maneuver you!"
"The right vill be VICTORIOUS!" "Nein! the left vill be TRIUMPHANT!!!" "LEFT!" "RIGHT!" "LEFT!!!!!" "RIIIIGGGHHHTT!!!"
Finally fed up from the constant bickering, a sperm from the front of the load yells
"OH VAS DEFERENS DOES IT MAKE?!"
Sister: We just got caught in a hail storm frolfing and had to run a mile to the car and Mitch had to cover his eyes because they were so big. It hurt so bad I have welts on my skin.
Dad: sounds like you had one hail of a time!
During a phone call with my dad today, we got to talking about a recent hailstorm.
"Did you know that before Europeans arrived, there was never any baseball-sized hail in America?" he asked me.
"Really? Why's that?" I answered, thinking that there was some interesting meteorological explanation forthcoming.
"Well, there were no baseballs around to compare hailstones to."
Damn it, Pop.
What did the Weatherman say when he saw a snow storm coming?
"oh HAIL no!"
"Hail, Hitler."
So a long while back, my brother picked out a Father's Day card for my dad that sang various silly praises to the person receiving it. One of those was a deep voice going, "All HAIL the great and powerful DADDISH ONE!" Naturally, our dad loved it.
In fact, he loved it so much that any time there's a disagreement between any of us and he turns out to be the one who's right, there will be a reminder that he is the Great and Powerful Daddish One. Over eight years down the road. Every single time. My mom and I still think it's hilarious.
It drives my brother up the wall.
Hailing taxis!
Hailing taxis
Two cowboys, lost in the desert for six days, are starving hungry. Finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon. "Look!" says one cowboy. "It's a bacon tree, we're saved!" He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets. With his last dying breath, he says to his mate: "It's not a bacon tree....... it's a ham bush."
Hailing taxis
Hailing taxis.
me: Is it hailing out? dad: oh HAIL YEAH.
