Gonzo Puns

I'm looking for modules that are not gonzo. Gonzo is nice as a spice but every module seems to be "defeat the flatulence wizard in his penis tower which is actually a rocket ship".

I just want something that is a strong and interesting set-up with minimal prep.

I remember everytime they produced/made an anime, it was always a big anime like Hellsing, Full Metal Panic, Vandread, Last Exile, Count of Monte Cristo anime , Basilisk, Romeo X Juliet and Bokurano, to name some that I remember.

And I feel since maybe a decade ago they are non existant, what is the reason for that? Like they used to be great for quality anime releases.

Tauntauns.

Chocobos.

Cold Ones.

EDIT: Pachyderms from the old D&D cartoon, thanks /u/religon_nc

I'm looking for stats of any weird flightless mounts that aren't horses.

If you know any modules or bestaries that have them, I'm interested.

Hey all, I have a pair of Bishop Gonzos up for sale. 180cm 125/90/120 Bought new in December from Freeheel Life, a highly sought after ski that usually sells out fast, I was lucky to get the last pair of 180cm. Unfortunately I am finding them too small for my liking and decided to keep my Stöckli SR88 at 184cm instead. They are beautifully crafted, made in Colorado, amazing design! They carve like a dream, having twin tips would be well suited to someone who occasionally rides switchy (I don’t) The edges and bases are in immaculate, almost new condition, I’ve skied less than 5 hours on them. The top sheet is excellent with minor wear along the very edge from making some turns. I’ve taken off the bindings (Voile Switchback x2) and removed the burrs from the screws, they are flat and ready to mount with your favorite binding. They have 2 sets of binding holes because I moved them back 2 1/4” back from the original mount to be Ball of Foot on Chord Center. The original mount was Boot Center on Chord Center. The first set of holes I filled with plastic binding plugs and epoxy. I am asking $725 to include shipping to the lower 48 and PayPal percentage fees. My loss your gain :) If anyone is interested please message me and I can email you pictures, can’t post pics here for some reason (not very savvy - I tried but it kept giving me an error) I will wait a week or so before putting up for sale on eBay, would much rather see them go to someone from the tele tribe here first :) These skis will make someone VeRy happy!

Gonzo is crafting the ornament table lamp. I’ll let a few people in! Please comment and I will send you a DM with a dodo code