A list of puns related to "Gold bar"
AU!
The bartender says "AU get out of here!"
Au!
He is now behind gold bars.
The bar I used was made out of gold, so I lost.
He orders nothing, and instead just sits down at the bar and begins reading a newspaper.
βWhatβll it be?β Asked the bartender.
βNothing.β Replied the communist, his face concealed behind the newspaper.
βYou donβt want anything?β Said the bartender.
βNo!β Replied the communist.
βLook,β said the bartender βyou canβt just sit at the bar and read without ordering anything. Iβm going to have to ask you to leave.β
βDo you know who I am?β Asked the communist, as he slowly lowered the newspaper, revealing combed back black and grey hair, a large, bushy mustache, and a neatly kept Officer uniform with two gold stars pinned to the left breast.
The bartender stepped back, shocked. βWell now youβre just Stalin!β
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Dad-" How do you get a gold bar's attention?"
Au!
Au!
Au Au Au
Au!
Bartender says Au get outa here.
The bartender says "Au! Get outta here!"
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