A list of puns related to "Gogyo"
In canon it's a badly written "One and Done" Seal used to nerf Naruto in the Preliminaries and to make Naruto look like a pathetic joke where he only manages to beat Kiba because he farted (Naruto without the Five Element Seal makes like 300 Clones and beats Kiba the same way he beat Mizuki, GG Easy but no skill involved, just swarmy numbers), and to introduce him to Jiraiya who removes it but it never comes up again despite the potential relevance it SHOULD have had?
The Akatsuki using it to subdue Jinchuuriki that go full Bijuu rather than "We overpower a fucking Bijuu" they use it to take down the Jinchuuriki for capture.
Naruto learning it "Hey if I'm fighting Gaara can I learn that seal that creepy Snake bastard used on me?" and Jiraiya shrugs and teaches it to him.
Jiraiya using it to train Naruto so he doesn't almost die when Naruto goes 4 tailed cloak in the Timeskip.
Naruto coming across Yugito Pre-skip and she attacks Team 7, Kakashi fights her and Naruto lands the Seal on her.
There are so many options, but I've only ever seen it come up as "It messes Chakra Control up so I use it to train because if i Have Chakra Control with that on then it's perfect with it off" and never for the purpose it was used for (Casually stopping someone using Bijuu Chakra and KO'ing them)
Went their just under a year ago and was wondering if someone has tried to recreate my favourite ramen I have ever tasted, Thanks! There is some insight into how it is made here https://www.gourmettraveller.com.au/news/restaurant-news/how-is-kogashi-black-ramen-made-4066 and if someone wants to try to recreate thats prob ur best bet!! :)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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