"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I woke up at midnight to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor staring at me from the foot of my bed...

First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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How many syllables does the word gloria have?

Christians: 18

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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gloria
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I met Medusa at Gloria Gaynor's concert. At first I was afraid,

I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsusaWH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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[Request] Pun for the name "Gloria"?

I'm usually good with name puns , but I can't think of a funny way to incorporate it. Some words to help - Glory, Glorious, Galore, Glow, , euphoria...

Edit/update: I used Glorias as in glorious. "I hope you had a Glorias day"

She said, "lmao, your silly".

I think that's a win....?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EDM117
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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On Christmas Eve, three eggs, named Dora, Moira, and Gloria, sit in a chicken nest...

Suddenly, Dora hatches and the mama hen says proudly, "Dora in the nest; Day One!"

Then, on Christmas, Moira hatches. The mama hen says, "Dora in the nest; Day Two! Moira in the nest; Day One!"

Dora is confused, and asks, "Well, what about our other sister?"

The mama hen explains, "Gloria In Eggshell, Sis; Day Oh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedantoid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Spotted two old women wearing American Flag fleece jackets.

Told my boss that we were lucky to be in the presence of not one, but two versions of Old Gloria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oxfordsandtea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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I woke up in the middle of the night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom

At first, I was afraid. I was PETRIFIED

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I woke up this morning and standing over me was the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid;

I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARoguePumpkin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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