I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.

He wasn't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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The look on our servers face

Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle

Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chillhardy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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So my pregnant fiancΓ© got me. I'm supposed to be the one dad joking!

She was a little bitter because I had a cocktail and she can't because she's pregnant. She asked me what it was.

Me: "It's bourbon, ginger beer and lime. It's called a Kentucky Mule."

Her: "Does it taste like ASS?!?!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shewter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.

He wasn’t happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosscarroll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn’t happy with me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philrossi9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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