Haven't seen Gareth in ages

Got my friend (who I have repeatedly dad joked for the past five years) again at lunch today while discussing meeting up with another close friend of ours:

> Friend: Cool! Haven't seen Gareth in ages

> Me: I don't think he's ever been to ages though so maybe that's why you haven't seen him there :3

> Friend: seen him where?

> is [this] a shit joke again?

> Me: Perhaps

> Friend: stop being Rumpelstiltskin

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I owned a pencil

Which was owned by William Shakespeare

Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B

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