I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
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Thor went on a game show and did really well!

He crushed the lightning round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

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What was the pickle’s favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfBrother88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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[REQUEST] I need help with a project for school, we are making a party typed game show and need to come up with a name for it.

We want his name to be a part of it, his name is baumwirst. We came up with the baumwirst bash but we think there's something better. Any help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hippieboy699
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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I went to a baseball game, and they had dancing ducks at the halftime show!

It was a fowl ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitigie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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Roommate got me while watching game shows

So my roommate and I were making breakfast and we were watching Deal or No Deal reruns. Howie Mandel was making troll comments toward the contestant, and my friend shouted, "Howie, shit up! This is not Howie do it!"

I had to leave the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msquared980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorModalus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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The Queen of all elements.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.

Cause toucan play that game.... I’ll show myself to the door πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,Β The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,Β Breaker of ChainsΒ andΒ Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllieBallie22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I wanted to see the new Star Wars movie today, but every showing was sold out

Rogue one, me zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theghostofme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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My daughter screeched, β€œDaaaaaaaad!! Can't you just be serious for once?! Why does everything have to be a game with you!?”

I replied, β€œAn excellent question, my dear!! But next time, please use the buzzer!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Had to pick myself up off the floor after this one..

So here in the UK we have a game show called the cube were contestants complete challenges to win cash. On Saturday night a contestant came on and she only had one hand. She walked away with Β£20k.

My sister comes out with she has enough money to buy a new hand now and my dad lays this one on us almost instantly

'she'd have to go to a second hand store'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKeenski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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(Request) Need a good pun name for a YouTube show.

Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.

The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.

Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".

Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patty-Jack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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[Pun Request] I need something punny for my email subject line!

Hey Redditors, I am helping to host a trade show and the theme is "Game Changer." One subject line I made was "Still Pawn-dering about -trade show-?" and I am trying to keep it along the lines of Chess, Checkers, and Scrabble, or other board games. Thank you in advance for reading and/or your help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneWolfTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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During the World Cup

During the pre-game, when showing the teams about to compete:

>Dad: Oh man, those guys are gonna be slip-slidin' all over the place!

>Me: Why? Is it raining?

>Dad: No, its Greece.

goddammit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinisgood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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The wife walked away after this.

We were gift shopping and passed by the board games. I looked over at my wife and said "hey honey, i heard Harrison Ford loved this game". After she looked over, I showed her a white box with the name iKnow.

She growned, I laughed. She left the general vicinity and i lost track of her for a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokpsy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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Digital Logic Dad-Joked

My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.

At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.

He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid notβ€”that's three words!"

His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrDoktorHugo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Star Trek Dad joke.

My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.

One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."

"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.

"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gapporin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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Got Dadjoked by my mom this morning (BREAKING BAD SEASON 4 SPOILERS).

I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.

I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."

She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Wolfdog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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Let's play a game

We were watching a reality show called Oak Island when my dad said, "This would take a turn if they'd misheard and its actually Poison Oak Island. (Cue dad laugh)

But it got me thinking about a game I saw on Hollywood Game Night where they merge someone's last name and someone's first name. Like Bruce Wayne Gretzky. I find that hilarious.

This is my game creation: merge a well known phrase with a TV show, movie or other media that completely changes the premise of the media in a funny way.

First contribution: Tie Die Hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katfacekillah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Riding in the car with my parents and sister

My sister was showing me some pictures of her prom-dress. I said it looked like something out of game of thrones, but she didn't agree.

Me: "Oh well, it's not like I know that much about dresses anyways."

Dad, from behind the wheel: "As long as you know how to UNZIP THEM!!"

I high fived him and my mother and sister looked disgusted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarred_Ballsack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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