YALOL FTDDDDD: Yet another list of links for the dabblers/dilettantes/disciples/dunces/deliverees
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$BGFV: Party at the Moontower

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β€œThere’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the Moontower. Full kegs, everybody’s going to be thereβ€”you ought to go.”

--David Wooderson

Hello again to all my fellow degenerate gamblers riding this cresting late-stage capitalist wave for both fun and profit! Many of us had a grand old time at the big $GME hootenanny (box social?) earlier this year. And some of us with a high tolerance for something or other are still hanging around that party smoking joints and talking with a bunch of primates about all the spooky shit on the back of the U.S. dollar. Ryan Cohen still shitposting sometimes-indecipherable muckety muck....it’s been fun. We get older, $GME stays the same age.

But there’s a new fiesta in the making. With some familiar faces in the mix again. And in case you weren’t yet convinced that this is all part of some weird simulation (and with apologies to our man DFV), the gods of the obvious have deemed this new play: Big Fucking Valueβ€”or $BGFV for short.

Now, before CNBC gets its panties in a bunch about those dastardly Reddit deviants colluding again with their mean internet words to hurt the widdle fee fees of the rich and obtuse, let’s be clear that even though many of the old GME gang seems to be in this thing (Hi again Rod!), it’s only because we each very much enjoy spotting asymmetric opportunities created by dumbassesβ€”and, most importantly: We Like The Stock. As for me personally, I came to this BGFV party to do two things: drink some beer and kick some short seller’s ass. And I’m about all out of beer.

Wut BGFV

So let’s get right to it: what the fuck even is BGFV? Well, you insufferable coastal elite, Big 5 is a pretty straight-forward sporting goods chain headquartered in that little California hamlet where Q-tip once left his wallet. Their sporting goods stores are often found in the kind of place you might stumble upon if you’d ever put down that avocado toast and your vanilla latte and deign to visit Real Americaβ„’. You know, to pick up a Real American baseball. Or maybe a camping stove. Or most definitely an AR-15 semi-automatic assault rifle. Which you might later open carry on the steps of a capitol statehouse like a fucking badass Because Second Amendment That’s Why.

Point is: Big 5 of El Segundo, First of its Name, is a

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I think I know the next FUD wave

It’s Vlad Tenev.

The media has already started setting the stage to crucify him for the whole GameStop brokerage scandal in January. They’ve found their sacrificial lamb and they will push this as hard as possible to ensure the focus is on him.

Please remember that the β€œno cell, no sell” doesn’t just apply to Vlad. It applies to:

-Gabriel Plotkin, Melvin Capital

-Anthony Chukumba, Loop Capital

-Ken Griffin, Citadel

-Steve Cohen, Point72

-Vincent Viola and Douglas Cifu, Virtu Financial

-Jeff Yass, Susquehanna

-Micheal Bodson, DTCC

-Jim Cramer and Andrew Sorkin, CNBC

-Rostin Benham, CFTC

-Gary Gensler, SEC

For orchestrating the worlds largest ponzi scheme ever witnessed, for cellar-boxing and naked short selling, and for shoving their narrative through the media right down the masses throats.

For those wondering why I have Gary Gensler on this list.. If apes are capable of discovering all this fraud and crime, the SEC is full well aware of it as well. They are complicit in the matter, there is no denying this now.

Stay focused everyone. The only thing that matters is GameStop AND ensuring this never happens again to any company.

Vlad is a scapegoat.

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Fully vaccinated individuals

Sen. Cory Booker - fully vaxxed, COVID positive

Sen. Elizabeth Warren - fully vaxxed, COVID positive

Gov. Larry Hogan - fully vaxxed, COVID positive

106 NFL players (Since Christmas) - fully vaxxed, COVID positive

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-33)!+ Accepting requests every day
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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So lying to congress is suppose to carry a two year sentence...

Ummm does anyone else remember Gabe P Saying to congress he covered his short position back in Feb? Should we be contacting Congresswoman Maxine Waters about this news today? I bet some wrinkle brain out there can calculate the gains and LOSSES Melvin has been reporting match up perfectly with the rises and falls of GME's share price. What do you say we try and get Gabe P back in front of the House finance committee?

I'll leave this here:

https://twitter.com/RepMaxineWaters?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

EDIT 5:

Okay so I went back and rewatched everything Gabe said back in Feb during the first hearing. Here is what I could identify as important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfEuNHVPc_k&t=17423s

00:19:57

Gabe goes under oath

00:30:00

Gabe begins his opening statement..."in fact Melvin closed out all of it's positions in gamestop days before the platforms put those limitations in place." (Can some ape dig through the data and see if we can prove that to be a lie? If it were true we would have mooned back in Jan. All that happened in Jan was a Gamma Squeeze which I understand is driven by call options etc... not covered shorts. Solid evidence here would be nice.)

00:34:06

"In the frenzy during January Gamestop stock rose from $17 to a peak of $483...... When this frenzy began Melvin started closing out it's position on Gamestop at a loss. (Notice him looking up at a lawyer just off camera lol)

01:43:13

Rep Blaine Luetkemeyer (MO-3) "Mr. Plotkin you made the comment in your testimony a minute ago that you were not trying to manipulate stock. Yet if your short selling a stock 140% um for me on the outside looking in, it looks like that's exactly what you're doing. Explain to me why that's not manipulating the stock?"

Gabe..."Thank you congressman um for us. I can't speak to other people that were short. Any time we short a stock we locate a borrow. Our systems actually forces us to find a borrow so we always you know short stocks within the context of all the rules."

01:53:36

Gabe..."We run a long short portfolio, the majority of our investments are long investments, but we also have short investments to hedge out market risk."

03:43:12

Gabe...."Umm look I think to some degree markets are self correcting. You know moving forward stocks. I don't think you're g

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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list of composers who ruined music

List of composers that ruined classical music

I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:

Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) PΓ©rotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) LΓ©onin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century

Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des PrΓ©z (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century

Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) ChristΓ³bal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) BΓ‘lint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Naan-negotiable
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerboi1198
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is Isn't
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-98)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
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  1. (eBook PDF)Endobronchial Ultrasonography 2nd Edition by Noriaki Kurimoto , David K. Fielding , Ali Musani , Christopher Kniese , Katsuhiko Morita

  2. (eBook PDF)Gregory’s Pediatric Anesthesia 6th Edition by George A. Gregory , Dean B. Andropoulos

  3. (eBook PDF)USMLE Step 2 CK Lecture Notes 2020: 5-book set

  4. (eBook PDF)Clinical Procedures in Primary Eye Care 5th by David B. Elliott

  5. (eBook PDF)Immunology E-Book 9th Edition by David Male , Victoria Male , Jr. R. Stokes Peebles , David Male MA PhD , R. Stokes Peebles Jr. MD

  6. (eBook PDF)Netter's Essential Histology E-Book: With Correlated Histopathology (Netter Basic Science) 3rd Edition by William K. Ovalle , Patrick C. Nahirney

  7. (eBook PDF)Nolte’s The Human Brain E-Book: An Introduction to its Functional Anatomy 8th Edition by Todd Vanderah , Douglas J Gould

  8. (eBook PDF)Pediatric Transplant and Oncology Infectious Diseases by William J. Steinbach

  9. (eBook PDF)Surgery Of Thyroid & Parathyroid Glands 3rd Edition by Gregory W Randolph

  10. (eBook PDF)Textbook of Physical Diagnosis E-Book: History and Examination 8th Edition by Mark H. Swartz

  11. (eBook PDF)American Politics Today Essentials 6th Edition by William T. Bianco, David T. Canon

  12. (eBook PDF)Automotive Electricity and Electronics 5th Edition by James D. Halderman

  13. (eBook PDF)Becoming a Teacher 10th Edition by Forrest W. Parkay

  14. (eBook PDF)Better Business 5th Edition by Michael R. Solomon , Mary Anne Poatsy, Kendall Martin

  15. (eBook PDF)Biology 12th Edition by Peter Raven

  16. (eBook PDF)College Accounting A Contemporary Approach 4th Edition by M. David Haddock

  17. (eBook PDF)Communicating at Work 12th Edition by Ronald Adler , Jeanne Marquardt Elmhorst

  18. (eBook PDF)Culture and Values A Survey of the Humanities, Volume I 9th Ediiton by Lawrence S. Cunningham , John J. Reich , Lois Fichner-Rathus

  19. (eBook PDF)Data Mining and Machine Lear

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-5)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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Please find the list below:

  1. Introducing Psychology, Third Edition: Daniel L. Schacter, et al.

  2. Organizational Behavior: Improving Performance and Commitment in the Workplace, 5th edition: Jason Colquitt

  3. Systems Analysis and Design, 6th edition: Alan Dennis & Barbara Haley Wixom & Roberta M. Roth

  4. Database Systems: A Practical Approach to Design, Implementation, and Management, 6th Edition: Thomas Connolly

  5. Media & Culture: An Introduction to Mass Communication, 11th Edition: Richar Campbell & Christopher R. Martin & Bettina Fabos

  6. Advanced Health Assessment & Clinical Diagnosis in Primary Care, 5th edition: Joyce E. Dains & Linda Ciofu Baumann & Pamela Scheibel

  7. Supervision Today! (8th Edition): Stephen P. Robbins & David A. DeCenzo & Robert M. Wolter

  8. Quantitative Human Physiology An Introduction, 1st Edition: Joseph J Feher

  9. Experiencing MIS (4th Edition): David M. Kroenke

  10. Experiencing MIS, 4th Canadian Edition: David M Kroenke

  11. EasyWriter with Exercises & with 2016 MLA (6th edition): Andrea A. Lunsford

  12. America Now, 12th edition: Robert Atwan

  13. Campbell Biology, 10th Edition: Neil A. Campbell & Jane B. Reece & Lisa Urry & Michael L Cain & Steven A Wasserman & Author

  14. Business Law Text and Cases, 14th edition: Clarkson & Miller & Cross

  15. Fundamental Accounting Principles, 23rd Edition: John J. Wild, Ken W. Shaw, Barbara Chiappetta

  16. Ecology, 4th Edition: Bowman, Hacker & Cain

  17. Introduction to Organic Chemistry, 6th edition: William H. Brown & Thomas Poon

  18. Microsoft Office 2016: In Practice: Randy Nordell

  19. Computer Systems: A Programmer's Perspective (3rd Edition): Randal E. Bryant & David R. O'Hallaron

  20. Introduction to Global Politics, 4th edition: Steve Lamy & John Masker

  21. Earth: An Introduction to Physical Geology, Fourth Canadian Edition: Edward J. Tarbuck & Frede

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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$BGFV: Party at the Moontower

Date: 2021-11-10 05:25:14, Author: u/CPTHubbard, (Karma: 13706, Created:Mar-2019)

SubReddit: r/wallstreetbetsogs, DD Click Here


PICTURES DETECTED: this DD post is better viewed in it's original post

Tickers mentioned in this post:

BIG 49.52 |BGFV 38.87 |CPT 162.95 |GME 206.6 |IPOF 10.65 |

https://preview.redd.it/jyq43f4sqqy71.jpg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c9f636881bfc01d5852df3222c3edb64e99cf6

β€œThere’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the Moontower. Full kegs, everybody’s going to be thereβ€”you ought to go.”

--David Wooderson

Hello again to all my fellow degenerate gamblers riding this cresting late-stage capitalist wave for both fun and profit! Many of us had a grand old time at the big $GME hootenanny (box social?) earlier this year. And some of us with a high tolerance for something or other are still hanging around that party smoking joints and talking with a bunch of primates about all the spooky shit on the back of the U.S. dollar. Ryan Cohen still shitposting sometimes-indecipherable muckety muck....it’s been fun. We get older, $GME stays the same age.

But there’s a new fiesta in the making. With some familiar faces in the mix again. And in case you weren’t yet convinced that this is all part of some weird simulation (and with apologies to our man DFV), the gods of the obvious have deemed this new play: Big Fucking Valueβ€”or $BGFV for short.

Now, before CNBC gets its panties in a bunch about those dastardly Reddit deviants colluding again with their mean internet words to hurt the widdle fee fees of the rich and obtuse, let’s be clear that even though many of the old GME gang seems to be in this thing (Hi again Rod!), it’s only because we each very much enjoy spotting asymmetric opportunities created by dumbassesβ€”and, most importantly: We Like The Stock. As for me personally, I came to this BGFV party to do two things: drink some beer and kick some s

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