GEICO Puns

A ReptileDysfunction

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So I usually get the mail for my family, but one day I was fetching the mail, and a lizard came out of the mailbox. Since I am TERRIFIED of lizards, I naturally freaked and refused to fetch the mail ever again.

So last week my mom was getting the mail, and when she came back in, she said, "aghr, there WAS a lizard in the mail today!" and then she shows me a Geico advertisement.

"Lots of people are claiming they like the little green lizard insurance commecials these days, but I liked them from the GEICO."