Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Why was Frosty the Snowman a bad machinist?
Every part he made had a “bbbbrrrrrrrrr” in it!
My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
I exchange sexual favors for frosties from Wendy's
I'm a frostitute
Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?
He got cold feet.
How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?
That’s snowbody’s business
Sometimes after work, I stop in at the local watering hole and enjoy a frosty Heifeweizen.
Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.
Frosty started doing his sit-ups
Now, he’s an abdominal snowman
What did Frosty the Snowman and the Vampire name their child?
Frostbite
What was Frosty doing in the Vegetable Aisle?
Picking his nose!
What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite date?
Netflix and chill.
Hear about the new Frosty movie where he tries to run a circus?
The Greatest Snowman
Have you heard? The grocery store found Frosty in the produce section.
He was picking his nose.
Why was frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?
He was picking his nose.
(My dad literally just told this at Christmas dinner...)
I met Frosty the Snowman in real life the other day.
The dude is totally chill.
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, my daughter mentioned to me that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
What did Frosty's wife say to him at the candle-lit dinner?
You're such a snowmancer!
(then they melted into each other's arms...er twigs)
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
