Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Why was Frosty the Snowman a bad machinist?

Every part he made had a β€œbbbbrrrrrrrrr” in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthMarasmus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning

I felt a little out of the loop on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egreaves14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I exchange sexual favors for frosties from Wendy's

I'm a frostitute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaviDeberjerack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?

He got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Sometimes after work, I stop in at the local watering hole and enjoy a frosty Heifeweizen.

Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealwinterzero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Y'all stay frosty out there ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyugaLD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Frosty started doing his sit-ups

Now, he’s an abdominal snowman

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What did Frosty the Snowman and the Vampire name their child?

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sa12u
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What was Frosty doing in the Vegetable Aisle?

Picking his nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZayroReave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Where does Frosty put his money?

In a snow bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinky30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite date?

Netflix and chill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDogCap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Hear about the new Frosty movie where he tries to run a circus?

The Greatest Snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishRhino70
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite food?

Chilli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indigosatan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Have you heard? The grocery store found Frosty in the produce section.

He was picking his nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newmka
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Why was frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?

He was picking his nose.

(My dad literally just told this at Christmas dinner...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopenhagenDragon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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I met Frosty the Snowman in real life the other day.

The dude is totally chill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, my daughter mentioned to me that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...

I nodded knowingly. β€œIt’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Where does frosty deposits his savings?

In snow banks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daboi1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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What did Frosty's wife say to him at the candle-lit dinner?

You're such a snowmancer!

(then they melted into each other's arms...er twigs)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turddicken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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Frosty's nose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hewhoreddits6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burritoman_209
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold...

I nodded knowingly. β€œIt’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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