What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Dont wok away from me!
I really like shrimp-fried rice.
Itβs amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
So youβre tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?
What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
tempura-pedic
Why was the fried shrimp so happy soon after his breakup?
His pain was only tempurarary!
Dad Joke at a Diner
Dad gets short changed on his fried shrimp at a diner. He calls the manager over and the following exchange ensued:
Dad: "I order this dish all the time, and today I noticed there's fewer shrimp than usual..."
Manager: "I'm sorry sir, but we don't go by how many shrimp for the order, we go by the weight."
Dad: "Well, I waited..."
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Dont wok away from me!
So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
