Beating Jason Voorhes and Freddy Krueger could be sending them to hell as that seems to be what put them down the longest and otherwise those two can’t really “die”

Bonus Round: add Dean and Sam Winchester along with the Ghost Busters to the team and they fight all the villains at once in Camp Crystal Lake in a huge Endgame-like battle

All records kept in Big Fudge outer sleeves, and Mofi inner sleeves. Everything NM-/NM- unless otherwise noted. 5$ shipping to CONUS. Intl shipping TBD upon request.

Alvvays – Antisocialities (clear with yellow smoke) 20$ SOLD

Angel Olsen – Burn your fire for no witness 10$ SOLD

Angel Olsen – Whole New Mess (clear smoke) 10$ SOLD

Animal Collective – Feels 22$

Animal Collective – Merriweather Post Pavillion VG+/VG+ 15$

Animal Collective – Strawberry Jam VG+/VG+ 15$

All A/C for 45$ SOLD

Arcade Fire – The Suburbs 20$ SOLD

Band of Horses – Cease to Begin 12$ SOLD

Beach House – s/t 50$

Beach House – Bloom 20$

Beach House – Depression Cherry 15$

Beach House – Devotion 15$

All BH for 85$ SOLD

The Beatles – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (anniversary edition) 20$ SOLD

The Black Keys – Brothers 35$

The Black Keys – The Big Come Up $10 VG/NM

Both Black Keys for 40$ SOLD

Bon Iver – 22, A Million 15$

Bon Iver – s/t 15$

Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago 15$

All Bon Jovi for 30$ SOLD

Boygenius – s/t 15$ SOLD

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Here is all the penis slang I could find, courtesy of the internet

1. A

2. Ace in the hole

3. Acorn Andy

4. Action Jackson

5. Adam Halfpint

6. Admiral Winky

7. African black snake

8. Afro man

9. AIDS baster

10. AIDS grenade, The

11. Alabama blacksnake

12. Albino cave dweller

13. All-day sucker

14. Anaconda

15. Anal impaler

16. Anal intruder

17. Anal Spear

18. Ankle spanker

19. Apple-headed monster

20. Ass blaster

21. Ass pirate

22. Ass wedge

23. Astralgod

24. Auger-headed gut wrench

25. B

26. Ba-donk-a-donk

27. Baby maker

28. Baby's arm holding an apple

29. Baby's arm in a boxing glove

30. Bacon bazooker

31. Bacon rod

32. Badboy

33. Bagpipe

34. Bald Avenger, The

35. Bald butler

36. Bald-headed beauty

37. Bald-headed giggle stick

38. Bald-headed hermit

39. Bald-headed Jesus

40. Bald-headed yogurt slinger

41. Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

42. Ball buddy

43. Baloney pony

44. Banana

45. Bat and balls

46. Battering ram

47. Bayonet

48. Bavarian Beefstick

49. Beard splitter

50. Bearded burglar

51. Beastus maximus

52. Beaver buster

53. Beaver Cleaver

54. Bed snake

55. Beef baton

56. Beef bayonet

57. Beef belt buckle

58. Beef bugle

59. Beef bus

60. Beef missile

61. Beef soldier

62. Beef stick

63. Beefy McManstick

64. Bell rope

65. Belly stick

66. Best leg of three

67. (Big) Beanpole

68. Big Dick & the twins

69. Big Dickus

70. Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

71. Big Jim and the Twins

72. Big Johnson

73. Big Lebowski

74. Big number one

75. Big Mac

76. Big red

77. Big rod

78. Big Uncle

79. Biggus Dickus

80. Bilbo Baggins

81. Bishop, The

82. Bishop with his nice red hat

83. Bitch blaster

84. Bitch stick

85. Bits and pieces

86. Blind butler

87. Blind snake

88. Blood blunt

89. Blood slug

90. Blood sword

91. Blow pop

92. Blowtorch

93. Blue steel

94. Blue-veined jackhammer

95. Blue-veined junket pumper

96. Blue-veined piccolo

97. Blue-veined puss chucker

98. Blue-veiner

99. Blunt

100. Bob

101. Bob Dole

102. Bob Johnson

103. Bobo

104. Bone

105. Bone phone

106. Bone rollercoaster

107. Boneless beef

108. Boneless fish

109. Boner

110. Boney cannelloni

111. Bone-her

112. Bop gun

113. Bottle rocket

114. Bow-legged swamp donkey

115. Box buster

116. Boybrush

117. Bradford and the pair

118. Bratwurst

119. Breakfast burrito

120. Breakfast wood

121. Broom

122. Brutus

123. Bubba

124. Bulbulous big-knob

125. Bumtickler

126. Bush beater

127. Bush rusher

128. Bushwhacker

129. Buster Hymen

130. Buster McThunderstick

131. Butt blaster

132. Butt pirate

133. Butter churn

134. Butt

Albums

Mayday Parade - What It Means To Fall Apart

Dan Campbell - Other People's Lives

Between You & Me - Armageddon

Jimmy Eat World - Clarity: Phoenix Sessions

Ovlov - Buds

Volumes - Happier?

Converge & Chelsea Wolfe - Bloodmoon: I

I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - RAZZMATAZZ (Deluxe Edition)

Bears In Trees - and everybody else smiled back

Weakened Friends - Quitter

Same Side - In Place

Jim Lindberg - Songs from the Elkhorn Trail

snake eyes - the lovehate mixtape

Sly Withers - Gardens (Deluxe Edition)

Avenues - We're All Doomed

Taking Meds - Terrible News From Wonderful Men

Maybeshewill - No Feeling is Final

Scowls - How Flowers Grow

Manchester Orchestra - The Million Masks Of God: The Remixes (EP)

Belmont - Bowser's Mixtape (EP)

Owen - Live at The Lexington (EP)

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Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.

Season 1:

Hippo

Real Identity: Antonio Brown

Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.

Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders

Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders

Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson

Pineapple

Real Identity: Tommy Chong

Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard

Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin

Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett

Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock

Poodle

Real Identity: Margaret Cho

Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee

Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers

Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Lion

Real Identity: Rumer Willis

Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams

Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson

Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld

Monster

Real Identity: T-Pain

Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx

Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick

Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker

Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green

Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson

Season 2

Ice Cream

Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Robin's Guess: deadmau5

Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek

Ken's Guess: PewDiePie

Nicole's Guess: Marshmello

Panda

Real Identity: Laila Ali

Robin's Guess: Loni Love

Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah

Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams

Eagle

Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky

Robin's Guess: Howard Stern

Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla

Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson

Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy

Penguin

Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd

Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling

Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer

Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Nicole's Guess: Star Jones

Ladybug

Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne

Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson

Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears

Rottweiler

Real Identity: Chris Daughtry

Robin's Guess: Darren Criss

Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz

Ken's Guess: Dave Franco

Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss

Season 3:

Robot

Real Identity: Lil Wayne

Robin's Guess: Shaun White

Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Ken's Guess: Flava Flav

Jamie's Guess: Steve-O

Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather

Llama

Real Identity: Drew Carey

Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla

Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer

Ken's Guess: Joel McHale

Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson

Elephant

Real Identity: Tony Hawk

Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana

Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong

Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke

Nicole's Guess

When I got home, they were still there.