In college, I had trouble making friends until I came up with a foolproof plan.

I started telling girls, β€œI love you,” and their first reaction was, β€œLet’s just be friends.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
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