My ex is going through a hard time so I decided to send a food-focused care package.

Fed Ex.

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📅︎ May 17 2019
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What do you call a bar that sells pre-packaged food?

A cantina.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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Leftovers!

I was packaging up the pho I made tonight and realized just how much extra I had.

After the third large container was filled, I boasted to my SO, "we have food pho the week!"

My SO just shook his head.

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📅︎ Jan 24 2017
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Dadjoked my Roommate

My roommate got a care package from his mother who sent him various odds and ends from his old place and some food that she made herself.

Roomate: "Whoa, sweet, she packed in some Jams too. Look, there's strawberry, apple, mango and blackberry."

Me: "So you're saying that box was jam-packed?"

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📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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Went to the grocery store with my roommate.

I told him I would meet him in the deli because I needed to get food from a different section. We come out of the aisle, right where the packaged meats are (ground beef, sirloins, chicken, etc.) and turn in separate directions. I look at them and notice right away that the overhead lights are on them are not lit. I yell, "Hey, John! John!" and he looks back at me. I point to them and say, "Dark meat". He looks at me confused, looks at them for a second. He then goes "Aaawwwww!" and throws his hat on the ground.

I'm known for my puns, so his reaction was all the better.

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📅︎ Apr 26 2016
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I need help with bug puns.

I need insect puns for the the name of a company who makes food out of edible bugs. It's a packaging project for a graphic design class. I think I'm going with trail mix and the three bugs I'm using are a beetle, cicada, and horn worm. If that helps at all. I would be eternally grateful!!

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📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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