Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneFreeMan18
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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A plateau is the sincerest form of flattery.

Erg! Highest!

I ruined the pun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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What's the highest form of flattery you may ask?

A plateau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m80glostick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlackJack3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call impressing a skinny man named "Terry"?

Flattery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarush_fx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Plateaus...

They’re the height of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradfs14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do imitation and plateaus have in common?

They’re both the highest forms of flattery

From my friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unluckybeaver
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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My dad really raised the bar on this one..

> In a group text with my parents and siblings

Me: Ok all, weekly joke: What is the highest form of flattery?

...

Dad: A plateau?

Me: That's correct! Great job dad :).

[The joke was supposed to end here]

Mom: I don't get it..

Dad: Well then you must be in a canyon because it's over your head!

All: LOL!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willsu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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How is imitation like a plateau?

They're both the highest form of flattery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEYSARMY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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They said the quality of my puns was beginning to plateau. I'm really proud though...

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanuuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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My mate's dad joke before he got on the plane to Mongolia

'A plateau is the highest form of flattery'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxissama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSTLNE3MCAAV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditisimaginary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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What's the highest form of flattery?

Plateaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sewthesexy1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokethrex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImSyntix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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The other day a man called me β€œa plateau”.

I took it a a compliment because a plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVYaBoyMrYoung
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Plateau

The highest form of flattery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycannon7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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