20 Hilarious First Book Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What happened when Jesus got his first coupon book?

He became Christ the redeemer.

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👤︎ u/RowanFoxfire

📅︎ Dec 06 2022

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I officially just finished writing my first book, on Reverse Psychology. It’s in the processed of being published.

Don’t buy it.

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👤︎ u/Sec2727

📅︎ Oct 07 2022

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Last night at 11pm I started reading a book from the last page to the first,

I finished it two hours earlier

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👤︎ u/e-bio

📅︎ Nov 01 2022

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I finally published my first gardening book

It's about thyme

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👤︎ u/nanna_mouse

📅︎ Aug 16 2022

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Anyone wanna join my boozy book club? Up first,

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage

📅︎ Apr 13 2022

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I've just opened a book shop! My first job is to order all the books by author, alphabetically.

It's gonna be ABC day.

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👤︎ u/smauldron

📅︎ May 21 2022

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My uncle just published his first book… My dad said “Looks like he wrote it in the basement…”

My sons mother asked “Really?” And my father replied “Yes, it’s a big cellar.”

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👤︎ u/Glittering_Ad3431

📅︎ Apr 18 2022

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The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile.

And suddenly, I’m the idiot.

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👤︎ u/beReal78

📅︎ Sep 07 2021

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First one in the womb, wife reading parenting book.

Wife: "you should probably read this when I am done so we can be on the same page."

Me: "how will we be on the same page if you've already finished the book?"

I think I already have this dad stuff down.

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👤︎ u/zrockstar

📅︎ Jul 14 2016

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What's the first book in the video game bible?

Sega Genesis.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86

📅︎ Nov 22 2019

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I invented the first ever bulletproof book

I call it plot armor

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👤︎ u/les_oueff

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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If I ever write a book of 1001 jokes, I don’t know what the first 8 will be.

But the 9th will be “the title of this book was in binary”

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan

📅︎ Jul 29 2019

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I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series

It's Gone

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👤︎ u/jmang00

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.

Read it and weep!

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 28 2020

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What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?

The Mega Drive.

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👤︎ u/The_Mariposa5487

📅︎ Dec 16 2018

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I am writing a book about the anxious tomato in the waiting room during the birth of his first child.

It's entitled "The Tomato Paced"

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👤︎ u/mewlingquimlover

📅︎ Dec 06 2018

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Mom: “Baby’s first booger... we should save it for the baby book!”

Dad: “Let’s snot and say we did.”

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👤︎ u/toodarnloud88

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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I saw a book "A Guide to Dying Alone". It looked interesting untill I read the first few pages.

it was about doing your own hair colour.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner

📅︎ Dec 18 2015

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If you want to rent reading material, do you have to book it first?

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👤︎ u/13megatron13

📅︎ Dec 02 2018

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I just published my first book of dad jokes...

... and dadicated it to my father.

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👤︎ u/TheHickoryDickoryDoc

📅︎ Oct 13 2017

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