My law professor used to be a field goal kicker in college...
"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....
No one would sign us up."
I just watched Sunday Night Football
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Dad With the Save
Ok, so we're walking into church, and there's a nativity set up on the soccer field. My mom asks "why do they have a nativity set up in a soccer goal?" And without missing a beat, he yells "because Jesus saves!"
