Punt or kick the field goal?
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👤︎ u/doghaircut
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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My law professor used to be a field goal kicker in college...

"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....

No one would sign us up."

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📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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I just watched Sunday Night Football

There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.

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📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Dad With the Save

Ok, so we're walking into church, and there's a nativity set up on the soccer field. My mom asks "why do they have a nativity set up in a soccer goal?" And without missing a beat, he yells "because Jesus saves!"

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📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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