Sure, they're no David Villa or Fernando Torres but all 3 played for big clubs and all scored over 100 league goals while in La Liga. Though only Llorente had much success abroad.
I know he is a bit of meme but he is so much better than Janssen and Soldado so just showing him a bit of love!
Please forgive me because I am not a writer so bare with my shite writing.
Chances are this is his last season at Spurs, today possibly his last game but you never know what will happen come the final. The big man most likely won't retire because he's still proving to be a player still capable of being needed when most crucial.
What a way to go out: When Kane was injured and Son being away and suddenly Dele falling victim to injuries, he was called up. A lot fans were incredulous, understandably... our 25+ goals a season player was being replaced by a then 33 year old who was actually on the transfer list literally this past January. It all started bad for Llorente; he scored a goal but in his own net making the score 0-1 against now relegated Fulham. I felt pretty awful for the guy cos I've heard the shit from the fans he's had in the stands and can only imagine how much worse it got after. Luckily we we're able to pull back a dramatic 1-2 victory.
After the worst start he did not let that get in his way. During the Watford game he assisted a goal and scored the winner making it 2-1 and man what a winner it was. We big time needed those 3 points, everyone thought we would drop points but we grinded and got the 3 each game.
Champions League? Motherfucker tore that apart too. 2-0 with 10 mins to go vs Dortmund, who were 5 points clear in the Bundesliga. Llorente comes on as a sub in the 80th min and headers in the third. Fernando just scored a champions league goal for us, remember he was a goner this past January now he's cementing our quarter final spot even further.
Welcome back Kane! Our boy returns and closes the lid with Dortmund but another injury albeit a clumsy decision put Kane out once again during our 1-0 victory to Man City. Welcome back Fernando. Of course we all groaned not because of Llorente but because Kane was most likely to miss every game bar the final should we get that far (Spoiler: we do!)
It's the big game at the Etihad, 3-2 after 45 minutes. Come second half City got that 4-2 goal...a lot of us thought this is probably it. City look their usual selves. That was until the 73rd minute, the minute Llorente scored the goal that sent us through to the God-damn semi finals. A goal that glanced off his genitals, a goal that literally cock-blocked Citeh to the semi finals.
Ajax 2nd leg: He came on second half and made them boys bow down to him. He held the ball so well, he even got the third-man assist for th
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