Wild Falcons live to be about 13. So all the Falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st Century.

They're Millennial Falcons

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon

It was a wookie mistake

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I'm older that all those falcons...
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👤︎ u/Saleckin
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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My wife works with birds at the zoo. The other day I asked her about the lifespan of a falcon. She said they usually live for about 15 to 20 years.

"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?

Because he's still a Wookie.

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Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...

It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.

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👤︎ u/cozykush44
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?

He had the Bespin.

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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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👤︎ u/mojogoing
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?

Having par-sex!

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I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...

... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!

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How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?

With a wook-key.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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What kinds of socks do falcons wear?

A pair of green

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Why did the Millennium Falcon blow up?

Because Chewie was playing with a live Han grenade, and it fired first.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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If Falcon becomes Captain America

Does he become Captain Falcon?

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👤︎ u/Mini_Mega
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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I was surprised to see the make of my Millenium Falcon model.

It was Toy Yoda

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If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000

If I get a falcon born between 1980-2000, I would officially own a millennial falcon. I wonder how fast it could do the kestrel run.

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Falcons on a plane

Two falcons are passing through security, each carrying 3 dead squirrels. They weren't allowed to board, though - the airline had a strict limit of two carrions.

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👤︎ u/oregon2012
📅︎ Mar 18 2013
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Family got a Millennium Falcon rug for my birthday.

http://imgur.com/f20P0zK

I call it the "Kessel Runner".

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What do they have for supper on the Millennium Falcon?

Milk and Wookies.

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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon?

Wookie mistake!

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📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it

It was a Wookie mistake

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👤︎ u/GTR-1003
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.

Wookiee mistake.

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👤︎ u/dashie1985
📅︎ May 30 2020
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