Makeup day

I told my dad the school was having a makeup day to cover any missed work, and he, typical dad, goes β€œthey’re teaching you to put on makeup?” (I’m a straight male)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Extra Fabulous Comics latest comic has a good pun :) facebook.com/ExtraFabulou…
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My grandpa dadjoked me and it was fabulous.

My aunt went to ask my elderly, hard-of-hearing, great aunt if she was allergic to peanuts. So, she walks over and says, "Hello, Aggie. Do you have trouble with nuts?"

This is where my grandpa dad joked us all. Without missing a beat, he goes, "I don't know about her, but I sure do."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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Can anyone think of any pig related film puns?

So I do a pub quiz every week with the team name 'Kevin Bacon Stars In...' followed by a pig related film pun such as Boarne Identity, Vanilla Sty, Ham of Steel etc.

It's been about a year and a half now and we're starting to run out so any ideas would be great!

Not sure this is the best place to ask for help but couldn't think where else would be better.

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