Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds...

Eyewitness reported, he left no tern unstoned.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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👤︎ u/nsh921
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...

Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Nothing spoils a good story

like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Was cooking dinner with the fiance the other night and sent her into a giggle fit

She had come home with a bag of groceries and in it was a bunch of broccoli tied together with some yellow rubber tape. It kind of looked like a crime scene when she laid it on the counter. So I asked her, "Did you hear from the eyewitness that saw this broccoli murder?" She said No. So I say, "One guy saw two other broccoli gangsters roll up and shoot the guy. Then they both jumped in their car and the gangster told his driver to floret

So bad, but it got her good.

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👤︎ u/themanimal
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds.

Eyewitnesses report he left no tern unstoned.

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📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Police are looking for a man who was seen selling Marijuana to birds.

Eyewitness reports say that he left no Tern Unstoned.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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